MILFs HMU

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

Love that moment when Frodo Baggins was told he has to go alone on a perilous quest and it's his fate to go alone and for some time he agreed and then he went nope I am taking my boyfriend with me. And everyone was like oh thank god he's taking his boyfriend with him.

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

“We need complex female characters” but it’s been almost 20 years and yall still can’t handle Ashley Williams