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YEAHHHH BABY IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT SAGA!!!
I don't even CARE that it isn't very good, i'm over the damn moon it exists!
I got to chat with the Narrative Designer for this set this week, apparently the team made a bunch of their favorite episodes into sagas. I can't wait to see what other episodes got worked into the game!
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this is sincerely the funniest fucking thing universes beyond has ever done
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
Iβm so sick of this shit. Two gastations canβt even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I canβt find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
youβre literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the alethiometer and it said βΌβΌβΌ, π π, π¨π π¨π, π―π―π―, βοΈβοΈβοΈ, π, π, ππ
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95Β°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
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REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
[ID: Despicable Me meme with Gru presenting a plan on posterboards. First step: Thatβs a neat idea! Second step: Someone should write it! Third step: Iβm that someone. Gru stops and looks back at step three with concern/disappointment/sadness. End ID.]
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to knowβ¦
What is your AO3 user ID?
Iβm an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
Iβm in the millionsβ¦
Iβm so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
I'm watching Hornblower for the first time and it's so funny to me. I had Horatio Hornblower in my mind as this cool, charismatic, action hero type of guy, like Kirk from Star Trek or like Jim from The Wild Wild West. But here he is, unsure of himself, stuttering over his test answers, motivated by duty until spite takes over. People snort when he introduces himself. His men can't socialise with him but they know he'll take a bullet for any of them. He's a master at navigation. He hates the French. He can't decide whether he wants his captain to be his worst enemy or his dad. I love him so much
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Oh ok! So Iβm just supposed to go on with my day?
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Queequeg got eaten by a crocodile. Sorry.
If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.
The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.
This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!
The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to do that with his neck. XD
It just occurred to me that the movies Hairspray and The Shape of Water both take place in Baltimore in 1962. Idk what this means but itβs very amusing to imagine that they are happening concurrently
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lyrics DO NOT π ββοΈπ ββοΈββπ«π« have to be good πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ for the song to be good ππππ
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
