you're a hard woman, cheryl west

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

"I will play this game with honor despite your villainous trickery"

I simply think that if Clara had stuck around for Thirteen, she would have pulled a Benjamin Sisko and just kept calling that pretty young woman Old Man

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

That gif is literally perfect

[ID: a gif of Niles from The Nanny opening the bedroom door slightly to throw rose petals in, and then Niles standing smiling by the bed where Fran and Mr. Sheffield are cuddled together.]

See now if *these* were the plums in the icebox...