welp

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

she just keeps getting hotter and i can’t handle it

ibuprophet

I feel like one strange advantage of being a lesbian/a woman who’s attracted to other women is that it puts my own body insecurities into perspective, because when I dislike something about my body I think “would I stop being attracted to a woman if she had stretch marks/acne/a little extra body fat etc.” and the answer is always no