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justice howard in secret magazine no. 15

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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
Really?
Nobody’s ever kissed or touched or even looked at me before due to my grotesque visage
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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
Leroy Brown has been haunting me, so I looked into his backstory and it's wilder than you could possibly imagine.
Leroy Brown was about one pound when he was caught in 1973 in Lake Eufala, Alabama, by Tom Mann, who is absolutely legendary in the world of bass fishing. Instead of releasing or taking him home to eat, Mann decided he recognized a spark of something special in the fish, so he took him home and popped him in his backyard pond. Later, he moved the fish to a giant aquarium in his workshop. He was an aggressive fish, so he got named after the song. And Mann loved this fish. He trained him to jump through a hoop, he hand-fed him, he would talk about him to anybody. The fish became internationally known, with publicity in Russia, South Africa, Australia, and other countries.
Then, in 1980, the fish dies- probably of old age. So what to do? Have a funeral. Various sources say between 500 and 1,200 people came (there was a very large bass fishing tournament that weekend), and the local marching band was there to play "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" as the fish's tiny casket was lowered into his grave.
But then things got really wild. On the day of the funeral, it was eventually decided that the ground was too wet and muddy, so Mann put the fish and his casket (actually a satin-lined tackle box full of one dead fish and the lure he was caught with) in the freezer.
That night, somebody stole the dead fish and his tiny casket.
Seriously. This was not a taxidermy fish, this was just. Y'know. A dead fish, with all of the smells that entails.
Three weeks later, the tackle box turns up at the Tulsa, Oklahoma airport. A baggage handler found it, and it was decided that the box full of three-week-old decaying Leroy was too nasty to ship back to Alabama. The statue remained at Fish World, which is where the public could visit Leroy during his life, until 2005, when Tom Mann died and the facility was closed. (Fish World was like... a weird museum/facility to learn about bass fishing. Mann wasn't just an expert angler, he also designed some of the most popular lures that are still used in bass fishing, as well as the Humminbird depth finder- still the most popular depth finder brand on the market. So he had this workshop/lure lab there and people could come see his stuff but also learn about how to go bass fishing and how to do bass fishing as a sport.) The statue went to another bass fisherman, until the city of Eufala asked for it back in 2016. Now it sits prominently on Main Street, reminding everyone that most bass are just fish, but Leroy Brown was something special.
LEROY BROWN UPDATE
I found a picture from his funeral!
From left to right: Tom Mann, Leroy Brown (deceased), Ray Scott
Ray Scott was the president of the Bass Anglers Sportsman Society, and was the person who had the Leroy statue from 2005-2016.
I am still trying to track down images of Leroy when he was alive. There should be some, as the fish had editorials in Southern Living and a couple of other magazines, but those may take longer to find. For now, enjoy this image of Leroy laid to rest, covered by the only artificial lure he ever struck: Mann's coveted strawberry worms.
Tom Mann's memoir, Think Like A Fish, is up on the Internet Archive. While it doesn't have any photos (or at least, the edition that's online doesn't), Chapter 11, which is about Leroy, implies that there may be video evidence of this fish!
I really hope I can find some old commercials. Leroy was the only small fish in the entire tank, so if these commercials still exist, and if there's a small largemouth bass in them, we'll have moving images of this fish!
FOUND HIM
I couldn't find any of the old TV spots, but I did find this ad for Mann's Jelly Worm, featuring the legend himself!
There he is! In the four pictures to the left, that's Leroy Brown! Look at him, being extremely suspicious of that bait! Mann notes in his memoir that while Leroy Brown would hit plastic bait, he'd never take it- in other words, he'd bite, but if it had a hook, he wouldn't swallow. Instead, he'd swim with it:
I am officially declaring this investigation into the life and times of Leroy Brown complete. We've seen his memorial, we've learned about his life, we've marveled at his post-mortem kidnapping, and now we've seen pictures of him both dead and alive. The only thing I have left to show is this: the merch.
Oh yeah, there was merch. Specifically, the Leroy Brown crankbait and the Leroy Brown belt buckle:
If you want to see more about the lure, including watching a guy fish with it, there's a youtube video from a fella who does a lot of fishing with vintage/retro lures.
I feel enriched for having learned so much about bad, bad Leroy Brown.
...This is what true fame looks like. :)
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Tatiana the tiger is my Killdozer. She broke out of her enclosure to kill one young man and maul two others. She went to extreme lengths to scale her enclosure’s wall — concrete chips were embedded in her paws.
She did so bc those 3 sadists were harassing her and the other tigers:
After Tatiana killed Sousa, she left his corpse to follow the blood trail of the other 2:
This shit was PERSONAL for her, they deserved it, and she should still be alive.
Photographs taken by Cass Bird for JD's Lesbian Utopia, 2006
The American consumer doesn’t actually want trucks and cars that are huge enough that you can’t see a six foot tall person over the hood. They make vehicles that big now to avoid environmental regulations related to engine efficiency
About a decade or so ago different regulations were put in place for different classes of cars by weight. The heaviest had the most lenient efficiency regulations. So instead of having the intended effect of making cars more efficient they ended up making them bigger.
Dangerous, polluting SUVs and pickup trucks took over America. Lawmakers are partly to blame.
There’s a lot of things that the American consumer doesn’t want that get sold to us anyways either because we don’t have the money for what we want or the industries selling the things we need made decisions about them without our input.
We assume that things shift in markets because it’s what the consumer wants but that’s not always the case. Americans don’t actually just have taste in larger trucks with smaller beds. In fact many Americans who use trucks for work import smaller foreign trucks with larger beds if they have the money for it or continue to use older trucks from the 2000s or earlier.
These big cars and trucks have been forced upon us. We don’t want them. We just assume that other people must want them because they’re everywhere.
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a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*
8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

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Astronaut Sally Ride gave her life partner permission to talk about their relationship 10 days before Ride's 2012 death. Tam O’Shaughnessy o
Sally Ride is remembered for her pioneering journey into space, but a new documentary reveals another dimension of the astronaut’s story.
Ride’s life partner Tam O’Shaughnessy opens up about their 27-year romance in Sally, which premiered at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival in January and will debut on Nat Geo June 16 and stream on Disney+ beginning June 17. The documentary covers Ride’s rise at NASA to become the first American woman in space in 1983 as well as her lesser-told love story, which started in the ‘80s.
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