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ninja dropout really is such a good clapback from 2k3 leo in response to raph calling him teacher's pet i just want to appreciate it for a moment. he's like okay maybe IM splinter junior but YOU'RE a failure. obviously not as dramatic as actually calling raph a failure but he very succinctly parried raph's intial insult with a way more cutting one. i love it when leo has teeth

the ANCU turtles are just me btw. all of their internal problems and personalities are just me projecting. did i accidentally make all four of them autistic by doing that? yeah. they are ALL self inserts. if you peeked into my ear you would see the turtles piloting my brain Inside Out style

the ANCU turtles are just me btw. all of their internal problems and personalities are just me projecting. did i accidentally make all four of them autistic by doing that? yeah. they are ALL self inserts. if you peeked into my ear you would see the turtles piloting my brain Inside Out style

(alvin and the chipmunks voice) the squeakquel.

imagine being raphael splinterson, and after being the only turtle to not raise his hand after a shout of “raise your hand if pizza is the best food in the world” among a multiversal crowd of turtles, being asked what could possibly better and having to go through the mortifying ordeal of coughing out “cereal”