don't forget: you're hime forever

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

call that attending an Executive Function

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

Graduated!!

they’re making me do my job I signed up for

Looking up to 40 years in the furture when you come to this post announce you've retired

in this economy?

I’ll add the death announcement on this post to my will

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

This is a great answer to "how do I find my art style"