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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

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Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

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SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

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Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal

spenciesglasses

Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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taliabobalia

long distance relationships

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This made me laugh louder than it should

thewitchfromnextdoor

“you should listen to more religious music”

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Bullet Stopped by Water Balloons

Original Video from NatGeoTV

GIF made by Sixpenceee

calsgang

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa

and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing

and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake

just look at the concentration on her face

and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

kalimadevi

I reblog the bagel every time I see it.

thefairfleming

You know what? I need Good News. I like bagels and fire. WHY NOT.

tv-is-free

Twice in a week. This bagel is persistent.

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I am going to rebagel the bagel. I could use some good news.

sketchmocha

Bagel of fire I beseech thee.

fukientea-blog

I need my LRSFC letter.....

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If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lbrh he would not seek to help the wealthy white people Jesus would be marching saying BlackLivesMatter

kiriamaya

Amen

fanboyingoverdemigods

I’d just like to say good luck to everyone taking SAT’s or Exams (or any tests for that matter) and I wish you the best of luck on them!

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GOOD LUCK PEEPS

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

confident-fear

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

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friendlyatheist

Hello allergies… 😆

wicked: a summary

Galinda: She had a father. She had a mother. Basically she was a real person and life was hard on her.

Townspeople: NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED.

Galinda: Okay, but really, I'm gonna tell you the whole story so you can see that she was actually a victim of circumstance who tried against all odds to be a good person and do what was right.

Townspeople: ...

Townspeople: NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED.

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foodvalley

#about me

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No scripts at the next rehearsal!

A sentence used to strike fear into the hearts of actors (via redbeard-at-221b)

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