yard sard

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

reBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE  I’M  SCRMEAINFJWM DER

This will NEVER not be funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭

I list it when it slowed up

lmao, I knew it was gon be some shit when the sister came doin all that talkin and movin.

Fucking classic.

I forgot why I favorited this and now I know why fuuuuuck 😂😂

In tears

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

Got circumcised at Claire’s

WAFER!!! ❤

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