shitty teen

aesthetic

Class war.

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

The fact that Dr. Drakken canonically went to college with Kim Possible’s dad was already funny to me as a kid but now that I’m securely out of college it’s just gotten funnier and funnier to me. Like imagine having a teenage daughter who regularly beats the absolute hell out of the annoying dude from your college dorm.

my heart is confused she needs a break from all of this

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

is this how rich white americans name their kids?

Savial. I wasn’t planning on having kids but now…

Emmida

Eljati… Beautiful

Toanro. Interesting?

Logipa? da fuq

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

I feel threatened by this

 how the fuck did people get the first yeast infections? Did they just see a baguette and go “hmmm i’d fuck that”

Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

I’m being attacked.

Annndddd there it is.

Isn’t this woman the one who wrote a book telling girls to use college to find husbands

Yes

And we wonder why teen pregnancies continue to increase and happen? Because they are taught to be abstinent instead of taught to use protection, and so having sex before marriage is seen as a sin, causing kids to sneak around to do it. If we were to actually acknowledge that the issue is not teenagers doing the deed, but instead doing it unsafely - then we could not only help prevent adolescent pregnancies but help decline sexually transmitted diseases, as well.