resting, playing, ect in a sumbeam et al

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Big Tofu

Harry

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

Sharon Olds - I Go Back to May 1937

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

I’m crying

this is like how a dream feels

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

This is not my first kid and yet I’m still floored by how tiny baby shirts are. Like… omg. I had one of these before!? Was the first one really that small? Really? AND I’M HAVING ANOTHER VERY SMALL PERSON!?

every time i see baby sneakers in the shoe store I am speechless I stop in my tracks. baby boots? have you seen the little timbs they make for teeny feet I’m going to SCREAM

The first time I saw newborn sized jeans (they had an elastic waistband) I almost cried. They had tiny working pockets and I was so shocked. These tiny babies with their little baby hands don’t even have things to put into their pockets and yet they have working pockets but I, a grown woman, have to check to make sure jeans have working pockets before I can buy them

you don’t know…..babies have a lot of things to put in pockets like…….their Very Small Hands……a single ravioli……

Babies have pockets for one single, damp, cheeto.

YEAH!!!