the tumblr of fudgey

Yeaah, so this took like a week to edit. Good fucking Christ.

Enjoy. Sorry.

Here’s a video I spent farrrrr too long editing, and much more time regretting…

Why don’t I have more YouTube subscribers?

Exactly.

Way too much effort…

So, I made a gaming video, it took 24 hours to download, edit, process and upload, and nobody is going to watch it, but there we go…

I would absolutely love a like, a subscribe and a comment, but y’know, whatever Trevor.

Oh, and buy my half-arsed merch.

Bye then.

Hello. How are you? Enjoying not being able to go to McDonalds? Me neither.

I’m just posting this to pass the time while I wait for YouTube to process a video I livestreamed so I can download it, synch it up to a recently processed Zoom meeting that was livestreamed at the same time and then edit it all together into what is no doubt 4 minutes of quick-cut mediocrity.

So basically I’m just…

I gone done a bit of the old gaming. Have a look at this slightly sweary video, in which I am not at all frightened by pigs.

Like, subscribe, click the bell, all those gubbins.

Love you x

Megashark Vs Giant Octopus – A Review of a Movie I Saw

Remember that last post I wrote? I’m sure you do, you read it and shared it on all your social networks and posted a comment and everything. No?

Oh, well, the gist was that I suggested people send me shark movies and then people sent me shark movies. I put quite a bit of effort in, I made a little video and everything. No?

Fine.

(…

Fudgey Shark Doo doo do doo do doo…

This is a story that begins with boobies.

We’re gonna need a bigger bra.

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Review – Bernard Cornwell’s Sword of Kings

My missus is a ruddy great history nerd. She has a secret folder on her laptop full of topless photos of Dan Snow and completely ruined the latest Robin Hood movie by pointing out that the commoners shouldn’t be wearing purple hoodies.

So, the opportunity to review a copy of Bernard Cornwell’s new book was an ideal way for me to get in her good books after swearing at her while building Lego at…

I went to the pictures on Sunday and I watched a movie called Ad Astra with my mate Chris. It was a pile of arse.

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS SHOW?

The Sniffer.

A Russian/Ukranian show.

On Netflix.

With subtitles.

From 2013.

A detective show.

About a man who solves crimes.

Ok… yeah, that might have answered the question posed in the title…

BUT

He solves crimes by sniffing stuff.

Look.

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Fudgecrumpet’s Back!

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Here is a video I made. If you like and subscribe I will dedicate my naughty touching tonight to you.

Om nom nom. In Polish

Some sort of mad YouTube content you aren’t going to be bothered with

Hello.

I made another YouTube video. You don’t care. Why do I even bother telling you these things. In fact, if you’d already subscribed to my YouTube you’d already know about it.

Bugger off. You’re no help.

Hello.

I made a video of some professional videogaming that I done did while dressed as a blueberry.

Tell your friends and mum.

So there you go.

THE FUDGE VLOG – Darcey’s 3rd Birthday Special

Another vlog, this time chronicling a trip to a trampoline park and Knowlsley Safari Park.

Yay!