#fudgecrumpet

Way too much effort…

So, I made a gaming video, it took 24 hours to download, edit, process and upload, and nobody is going to watch it, but there we go…

I would absolutely love a like, a subscribe and a comment, but y’know, whatever Trevor.

Oh, and buy my half-arsed merch.

Bye then.

The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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I played a stupid VR horror game last night and it was stupid.

That’s it. Stupid. Stupid scary stupid.

Twitter…Twitch…Facebook…Donate

Thanks for your support. Stupid game.

Review – Swiftwhite Premium Teeth Whitening Strips

This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

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Thanks to my good pal at maddr.co.uk (buy all your vaping stuff there, it is good) my decade long quest to obtain my holy grail is over.

Yes.

I am a Whoopie Cushion.

Events documented on dog walk 01.07.2018 1845BST.

In attendance;

Me, Fudgey, 38

Middle Child, Meg, 8

Youngest Child, Darcey (pushchair), 2

Dog, Sheldon, 3

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I’ve been discussing with folk on the Twitter about ways to improve my pitches for reviewing stuff on here, and it seems the general consensus is that I need to identify who is actually reading my blog.

I’m really only doing this because you lot never give me any feedback, so if anyone is to blame, it’s you.

Click this link to SurveyMonkey and do the survey, nothing too nosey I think.

Ta

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Hello again. Yes, I know it’s been ages and you’ve been throwing words like ‘missed’, ‘you’, ‘like’, ‘a’, ‘fat’, ‘man’, ‘misses’ and ‘cake’, but I’ve been incredibly busy lazy and important couldn’t be arsed so haven’t been able to write anything here for a while (you didn’t even notice I was gone). (more…)