earthling

Riverdale

happy 8 billion, everybody.

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

Chaos baby

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

every thanksgiving this video lives in my head rent free

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

the non-binary stray

That they/them pussy, if you will

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

Yes im scared of automatic toilets flushing early... they're blasting e coli straight into my pussy!!!!!!!

if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious