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OP: My chickens refuse to roost on their perches, so I’m trying to find their leader among them.

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

PEASANTS! WE'RE HANDLING THIS!

James T Kirk explained in 3 sentences, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Kirk doing what he knows he has to do in order to honour Spock’s wishes after his death. The only thing. He stands to gain nothing— and lose everything, because he understands that he will be court martialed and stripped of his command— but in his mind he’s already lost everything. Spock is gone, and they’re retiring his beloved ship. The only thing he has to gain at this point (because he doesn’t know Spock’s body has been resurrected), is the knowledge that he’s doing the right thing. And the choice is really as easy as it is in the frames above— because he knows it’s the choice Spock would make in his place.

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

Look, I just don't want my son to be born with a caffeine habit, that's all.

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

immortal words

that mouth of yours is gonna get you into trouble