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autistic monk finds god trapped in a tortoise gotta be my new fav genre of book, i think

grace really has the best ending in all of fiction. human terrarium made especially to his tastes. can walk to work and does the job he loves. never needs to worry about bills or rent. meburgers. best friend visits every day. he's got the ideal life right there.

Carrot and Angua's relationship is so funny to me because Angua is living a doomed tragic romance of two lovers from different worlds who can never truly be together and meanwhile Carrot is just like "I love taking my girlfriend to museums ^‐^ "

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

god, nobody was doing it like Romola Garai & Jonny Lee Miller in Emma (2009)

Rian Johnson was a genius for creating a franchise where the conceit is a Sherlock-Holmes-style detective is paired with a new Watson every movie who is also the film’s heart. It goes such a long way towards making each movie truly its own. I want a billion of these, Rian.

Holmes saying "you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of every-day life" to Watson is the equivalent of saying "you match my freak"