β‘ "just put your arm around me, it's not that hard." --Β "it's harder than you think." [practices the "how we met" story, keeps laughing and messing up the details]
β‘ "you're a terrible actor." --Β "then why does everyone believe us?"
β‘ "hold my hand, they're watching." --Β "they've been gone for five minutes."Β -- "...i know."
β‘ "this was supposed to be fake." --Β "tell that to my heart rate right now."
β‘ "say something sweet to me." --Β "i can't believe i have to fake this part."
β‘ "we should establish ground rules." --Β "rule one: don't fall for your fake boyfriend."Β
β‘ "people keep asking when the wedding is." --Β "what did you tell them?"Β -- "i said we hadn't decided. was that wrong?"
β‘ "you kissed my cheek." --Β "someone was watching."Β -- "no one was watching." --Β "i know. i wanted to do it anyway."
β‘ "we don't actually have to sleep in the same bed." --Β "there's only one bed and you know it."Β -- "i was giving you an out."
β‘ you're really committing to this fiancΓ© thing." --Β "gotta sell it."Β -- "you told my grandmother we're naming our first kid after her." --Β "i panicked, okay."
β‘ "why do you keep looking at me like that when you think i'm not paying attention." --Β "like what."Β -- "like it's not fake for you anymore."
β‘ "i can't believe i have to hold your hand for this entire wedding." --Β "you could try to look like you're enjoying it."Β -- "who says i'm not."
β‘ "we're really doing the couple's photo thing." --Β "smile like you love me."Β -- "i don't have to try very hard."
β‘ "you told them we've been together a year." --Β "it needed to sound established."Β -- "we've known each other three weeks." --Β "i know. don't remind me, i almost believe it too now."
β‘ "this arrangement has a start date and an end date." --Β "i remember."Β -- "you don't sound like you remember." --Β "i remember. i just don't want it to end."
β‘ "i wasn't supposed to catch feelings." --Β "neither was i."Β -- "so what do we do." --Β "i don't know. stop calling it fake, maybe."
β‘ "you introduced me as the love of your life." --Β "did i?"Β -- "you did." --Β "...i meant it, if that changes anything."
β‘ "we can stop pretending now, they're gone." --Β "Shut up..."