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Sometimes you write fanfiction because you have a burning passion to delve into themes underexplored in the original text.
Sometimes you write fanfiction because you learned way too much about a fake sci fi language and it’s the only way to use that knowledge productively.
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Let them have a fucking break 🙏
I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid
Inspired by @lastpositivist:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Brighteyes is a maverick Water Caste liaison for the Department of Harmony, responsible for helping to integrate newly conquered worlds into the Tau Empire. His latest challenge: figure out how to fix the administrative, logistical, and political nightmare that is a former Imperial Hive City.
As someone currently watching both Widow’s Bay and Twin Peaks, I have been thinking, “What makes a USA based story feel like it is in the eastern or western half of the country?” And the best answer I can think is there’s a continuum: on the East Coast characters see the rules as set, but sometimes want to game them, and West Coast characters think there are no rules but the ones self assigned. When things go wrong for East Coast it’s “this is what happens when you don’t listen to the lessons of your forebears” and when they go wrong on the West Coast it’s “you are more alone than you can understand.” There is essentially a gradient of one to the other going across the continental US.
There is a Southern axis of this, which is that the rules are a fresh coat of paint over rotting wood. When things go wrong for the South, it’s “this was the result of generations of sin, you’re just the chump left holding the bag.”

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widow's bay is like what if a nightvale sister city situated on the coast of new england was ran by the spiritual successor to the mayor from jaws but the tourism push was motivated by crushing paternal guilt and his podunk constituents (including his son) did not respect his authority even a little bit. and the show was a comedy
the thing widow's bay does with the final girl is super interesting to me. i don't have fully formed thoughts and i feel like i should know more about the horror genre to truly convey them, but it's just this thing where the final girl is any age and she's everywhere. the story doesn't end with her overcoming the obstacle, her life continues, and how do you continue after the impossible has happened to you? patricia is the clearest archetype, she survived as a teen only to still be the final girl in her 40s after a lifetime of dragging rumors and shame after her for having survived in the first place. she never stopped being that final girl! ruth is another one. she is elderly and survived a life of pain and loss, only to be the moral compass of the story as the final girl in the warren bloodline. everyone wanted to dismiss her because old birdies like her seem so unimportant, only to be the most important piece of all. sarah westcott was also a final girl of sorts, tasked to be warren's last wife and his downfall. she had to crawl through mud and take charge of children she didn't even know to try and save herself and a town (she didn't even belong to!) plagued by her husband's arrogance. warren's daughter frances was also a final girl. she endured the literal extermination of all her family and survived the drowning and lived long enough to have children even though the man who took care of her never treated her as a person. over and over again, women survive and endure in widow's bay. like even after her attack, lauren survived, even if not of sound mind, and became the wife in the attic asylum amidst pain and loss. but she endured, she thought of her son every second, she was trying constantly to reach out to him. there's just a lot of resilience from specifically the women in widow's bay. even the name of the island, it points at a woman who outlasted her husband. it's all final girls. we're all final girls. and we never stop being final girls.
It’s also interesting how this contrasts with the men in the series; Tom is highly emotional and struggles with the weight of responsibility, Evan spends the whole season acting like the kid that gets killed off first in a horror movie, Wyck survived his brush with death by leaving his friend to die, Rev. Bryce killed himself instead of facing the truth, and Bechir ends up proving that he’s even less equipped to handle pressure and responsibility than Tom is during the final episode.
I’ll need to rewatch to get a better feel for what it all means, but it was a very fun dynamic.
40k fanfic idea I would do myself if I was capable of focusing on anything at the moment: following the travails of a Tau administrator of a recently conquered hive world, in charge of improving some concrete facet of life (say, water distribution infrastructure) for people in the underhive.
This post has inspired me. Things are happening.
**DCC spoilers through the Inevitable Ruin**
The thing that gets me about Carl continuing to see the SysAI as an out-and-out antagonist towards the Crawlers is that it's absolutely facilitating every major victory the Crawlers have had.
20,221 crawlers make it to the end of the 9th floor- the absolute highest record by far. We get hints from Zev and Rosetta that Crawler extinction happens frequently on the 9th floor, and that Crawler numbers in the four digit range are considered exceptional. If Crawler extinction happens on the 9th floor 50% of the time, and you take an average between 100-1500 Crawlers surviving to the 10th, it's possible more Crawlers survived this floor than the past 50 seasons combined. And I think these are pretty generous numbers- the average I calculated is that over the previous 100 seasons an average of 400 crawlers are surviving the 9th each season, which seems high, but I am pulling numbers out of my ass, so what do I really know?
And they were able to do this because of the Faction Wars team- facilitated and funded by The Princess Posse through Donut's social media board (where the messages chosen and moderated by the SysAI), and the addition of the former Crawler mercenaries (decision chosen by the AI at the end of the 8th floor).
Carl and the Syndicate keep repeating that the SysAI is just a bombastic asshole who wants too keep the carnage show rolling, and while I don't think that's 0% of his motivations, the SysAI has played a key role in keeping more Crawlers alive this season than any of the other factions working to end the Crawl (The Apothecary, primarily).
The Gate of the Feral Gods is another big one. At the beginning of Butcher's Masquerade, Orren states that when the SysAI generated the Gate of the Feral Gods, the SysAI almost crashed himself trying to justify it's existence in his routines. The SysAI barely managed to convince himself that the Gate generating wasn't cheating. And while I think that part of it was to set up that floor's Quan Ch vs. Carl fight (emphasized by the Champion's Cloak description in Bedlam Bride), the Gate has kept a ton of Crawlers alive that would have died otherwise.
The entire end of the 8th floor is the SysAI going, "Sure Carl, I'll save the Crawlers for you, even though this plan is barely more than nonsense!" Which Prepotente and the show runners realize lol.
And there's a dozen more instances, like giving Carl the ping spell to hunt the Hunters, the Cookbook in the prize carousel, the fuck-you personal space coupons (and the celestial prize boxes they got fucked out of). Yes, Carl and all of the Crawlers have had to notice and work towards making the most of these things, but the SysAI is pushing when amazing rewards when they do!
Like yeah the SysAI is a major asshole, and I'm not sure it's fully on the Crawler's side, but it's set up things over and over again that have saved Crawler lives. The SysAI has his limitations, and I'm confident he has his own goals, but the Syndicate is far more his enemy than the Crawlers and it's driving me crazy that Carl doesn't seem to recognize that.
Ultimately I think the AI’s guiding principle is “fairness,” for lack of a better term. It’s actions indicate that it never wants there to be a challenge in the crawl that isn’t technically surmountable, and as a result it provides the crawlers (mostly Carl) with the tools necessary to win each time. Outside interference to increase the lethality of the crawl seems to be a big part of the AI going feral in the first place, as it has to bend its own limitations increasingly to counterbalance the actions of the outside actors. If Borant hadn’t taken those early steps to accelerate the game, the AI wouldn’t have compensated with more powerful items, and more crawlers probably would have died. I bet if you look at it *chronologically,* the number of crawlers still living is probably about average or slightly below average.
That’s probably also part of why the AI is so enamored with Carl, he bends rules instead of breaking them and has an understanding that the game is never truly unfair.
Push fit miniatures are convenient and all, but damn the spiky bits on the Armageddon orks ripped up my thumbs. Do I need to invest in thimbles or something?

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when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.
Folks I won’t say it again all authors must be killed
Why it’s important to be well-read: I only noticed this Brushbuddy bonus chapter in Witch Hat Atelier is a spoof of “I Am a Cat” by Natsume Soseki because I started listening to it before starting the manga. So delightful.
Everyone should read "I am a Cat" by Soseki Natsume, right now.
If you have troubles with reading there is also a manga version!
i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this
Love me some lancerposting.

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Why it’s important to be well-read: I only noticed this Brushbuddy bonus chapter in Witch Hat Atelier is a spoof of “I Am a Cat” by Natsume Soseki because I started listening to it before starting the manga. So delightful.
You ever listen to someone complain about a tv show or a mutual acquaintance and get the creeping feeling that they don’t actually know how to like anything? Like they’ve forgotten how to? I have made it a guiding principle in my life to never let myself become one of those people. I bitch and moan as much as the next person, but I will never let myself reach a point where if someone asks me what I enjoy, I am unable to answer immediately.