:D

on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

I kinda witch sponge bob was here

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i have an amazing digital uncle (???)

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

we’ve pivoted to making spiders instead

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future