hash browns have powerful restorative properties

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

AirPods are god’s strongest soldiers if you really think about it

Like I’ve had my AirPods Pro since they launched and so far they’ve been dropped at multiple concerts, waterlogged by the ocean, lost on an airplane, experienced countless bus rides and sweaty long runs, and been chewed by my dog numerous times and they’re still working perfectly fine. The hinge is completely broken and I lost the lid my junior year of high school and I can’t find the left bud currently but it will come back to me when it’s ready. I’m honestly terrified to retire these one day because they’ve been so resilient I feel like someone’s spirit is living inside them

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

Just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets I hope they give Jackie a proper send off oh my gosh :(

Holy fucking shit