you can lick a roomba, but you can’t lick Data (unless you ask very nicely and can provide a good reason for it). you can lick Lore if you’re careful. if you lick Lal I will personally send you to jail. you might be able to lick The Iron Giant if it’s not too cold outside - otherwise your tongue might get stuck, and then you’d be sorry. you can’t lick R2-D2 - many have tried, none have been seen again. you can lick C3PO, but you’ll never hear the end of it. you can’t lick Nick Valentine no matter how much you want to, unless you get a mod for that (which still isn’t available on PS4…). you can lick R. Daneel Olivaw but you’ll feel weirdly guilty about it afterward. you can theoretically lick R. Giskard Reventlov, but for some reason, you just don’t want to. you can lick Bender but it’ll get weird, fast. you can’t lick Sophia even if they invite you to. you can’t lick all the animatronics in the Hall of Presidents before security stops you, but I really, really, really want to see you try. you can’t lick BMO, that’s just wrong, but if BMO licks you, just play along and don’t make it weird. you can lick the Terminator, sometimes. you can’t lick Roy Batty, but he can and will lick you, if he thinks it’ll psych you out. you can’t lick WALL-E, you don’t know where he’s beem. you absolutely cannot lick David, but you can lick Gigolo Joe, if you haven’t already. David 8 might invite you to lick him, but know that you are agreeing to act as his personal petri dish. you can lick everyone in Westworld but the whole point is that you shouldn’t. you can only lick Cindi Mayweather if your name is Anthony Greendown and she says it’s okay. you may lick GLaDOS…. once. don’t lick HAL 9000, it’s pointless and disrespectful. don’t lick Gort, you don’t know what he’s made of. you can’t lick the Sentinels, but maybe someone should.
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