Pobody's Nerfect

10 Days of Cow Chop

Day 7: Favourite Era

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

a new tattoo.

to be kissed.

Rosa: No.

Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.

Rosa: Ew. 

Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.

Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.

Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.

Rosa: Your sadness is noted.

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

Things I don’t understand as an adult: 

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway