Queen of the fries

Congrats on making actual fucking lava

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

thought this was soda gelatin and wanted to fuck it dearly

D:

oh hey Jacob geller. he makes neat video essays on YouTube about video games. he also has a beard so dense it could become a black hole at any moment

he also STOLE MY FUCKING POST

i bet no one wants to fuck his soda dearly though. i still win.

so when do yall think netflix is gonna add supernatural to the lgbt section

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

This chart is amazing! Thank you so much!

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead