life is funny, a-ha funny!

the wasted potential of evil will is in the room tonight because we could have totally had mike refusing to fight back when will hurts him. later on, we could have had them argue about mike being in danger and will saying "i could have killed you mike!". we could have had mike saying "i would rather let you kill me than hurt you!" oh INJECT IT

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked mike wheeler and he told me that its not his fault that i dont like girls

actually yknow what??? mike wheeler is going to listen to good luck babe in 2024 and he is going to wince and look over at will in the passenger seat who is also looking at him going “you better be fucking glad you didn’t fumble me”

arguably one of my absolute favourite most bone chilling, heart crushing moments in the lotr movies was when they were in lothlorien and boromir was confessing to aragorn. he was so filled with grief and shame and anxiety (and anger), knowing he had a duty to fill for his father and by extension, the people of gondor (feeling as though he was failing), while also rapidly succumbing to the pull of the ring, and not even fully realising that his motivation is driving him into ruin and curse. and then he goes and says "there is hope left, but i cannot see it" foreshadowing his own death in the most subtle of ways and honestly i think about this scene too many times because same. i, too, am only man.

the father (milkshakegate) the son (cutgate) and the holy spirit (conformitygate)

the way they only queercoded mike further by having him know what a gay bar looks like. oh ok