just a guy

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair