Guys it's kind of classless to be celebrating the fall of the Eye of Sauron like this :/ he's the only ruler most of Mordor has EVER known and was a cultural institution there for years :/ you can't blame him for all of the actions of Morgoth :/

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

it’s me.

It’s that time of year again!

You know what, I think I need a shirt with that word on it. I should do something about that.

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

Truthfully my ideal date is one where we sleep together. By that I don't mean fuck, I mean we just lay in bed, crank the AC up, get really cozy, and just have a great night's sleep

God just imagine having a glass of wine and taking 2 melatonin and getting a full night's sleep with someone. That's peak intimacy for me