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I use all 50 to overdose immediately

Let’s reblog this until everybody sees it

I really like this breakdown!

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He's manifestly both