I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

I can’t get over this post. I’ve been quoting it all day.

This morning I woke up and felt like something was wrong and I needed something but didn't know what. Then a bit later I remembered this yearning rats post and it made me feel a bit better to remember that I am not alone in feeling like this sometimes.

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

also just to let everyone know i want gender affirming care to be accessible and easy for literally anyone. cis guy who identifies as a guy but wants tits or a vagina? go for it man. cis woman fully a woman sick of having boobs and wants more than a reduction, or wants a dick? good for you go right the fuck ahead. do whatever you want forever. because WHY would i CARE about a STRANGER'S GODDAMNED BODY

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

some people treat romantic love like it’s the only meaningful thing life has to offer and that’s so weird to me.. there’s so much more out there