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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar

fish want me women divorce me

Fish want women to divorce me

fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

Am I having a fucking stroke

World Heritage Post

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids