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This is important to grasp.

My fellow American followers, read this! This is what created the economic prosperity for our parents’ generation!

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

Quality. Content.

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

No offense but these are absolute classic images

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

If you find yourself obsessing and pining over somebody who you know does not have the mind and heart to genuinely care for you then it’s probably the pain of pursuit that you’re obsessed w - not them! You for some reason do not believe that you are deserving of an easy and comforting love. So you chase situations that validate your poor self-perception. Just a thought. It’s not worth it to resent people 4 not loving you. Ask yourself why you are still fighting to be seen there when you could just. Move on towards reciprocation

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying