Grin and Bare It

😂😂😂

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

I HATE HER THIS IS ME AF

I’M SCREAMING THIS LITTLE BITCH

Ariana 😂😂😂

LMAO

This is the most relatable post I have ever seen

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

I can’t stop laughing at this

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

Plomp

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

she is BETRAYED

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear women’s clothing designers: yes, I am going to leave the top of my shirt unbuttoned and the sleeves rolled up to my elbows. No, I don’t want ¾ths length sleeves and missing top buttons. It has to be a choice if it’s going to look roguish and handsome. A pox upon you and your terrible designs!

And while you’re at it, designers, GIVE ME SOME FUNCTIONAL FUCKING POCKETS!

I CONCUR

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PURE THING I’VE EVER SEEN! 😭❤🎉

I AM SOBBING THIS IS GORGEOUS WTF

YAW. I AM SHOOK

What is this from. Please help.

I’m reblogging it everytime I see it. Sorry, not sorry.

Lord have mercy.