I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME

just saw a fic with the ‘age gap’ tag and the author’s notes explained that the characters were 20 and 24. none of you will ever know salvation.

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes

alright, ill bite. whats cum

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

haha i cum real laude all the time

Cock Rings

Better go answer it.

Not with that attitude you can’t

Wouldn’t it be fun to just edge a boy for ages? Slam into his guts til he’s a whimpering mess but then pull back just before he can get the release he’s begging for. Do it over and over again until he’s positively shaking and then just ever so sweetly ask him, “What’s the matter pretty boy?”

You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”

That’s… ummm….

remember eating out? remember that