I'm a little bit silly

Thinking about how in the 90s billie joe armstrong of green day and jon ginoli of pansy division wanted to take photos of themselves doing Gay Shit™ to fuck with the media but ran out of film on the camera so all they got was this shot of them cuddling

that’s because this movie was filmed as an R-rated (18+) parody, but at the last moment before release, warner bros decided it would loose them too many fans of the cartoon for children and sully the good name of Scooby Doo and had the film re-edited down to PG. why do you think so much smoke was coming out of the mystery machine? why shaggy’s girlfriend is called mary jane? daphne and velma were lesbians and one of the first instances of cgi costumes on human actors was used to raise the neckline on their blouses. Freddy was played as gay with only the scene where they admit it deleted.

“We’ve known each other a long time. We’ve been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We’re a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?”

i have been classically trained in symbolism and both noticing and absorbing small details to shape my perception of a story’s overall themes. using these skills, this is what i believe good omens has subtly told us what aziraphale’s and crowley’s dicks look like, respectively:

UNION STRONG!!!!