I need a Milkshake

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

hello so called robot fucker. in front of you is a conventionally attractive ATM machine

i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel

if you just want your effete dilettante twink to have an emotionally distant servant who brings him tea after fucking him then the term you are looking for is VALET

if the setting is military and you want to really fuck with the A03 tags then the term is BATMAN

sorry can you repeat that, i got as far as "effete dilettante" and got so bricked up i was walking like a cowboy for 45 minutes

And THIS is why The Hello Kitty Fandom is dying, theres puriteens in our Adult Fandom Spaces trying to judge us fandom Olds for making content about a cat’s p*b*c hair. Don’t want to see it? Dont go on You Tube!

They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok

he's biting me

boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

cheddar baby you always know just what to say

It turns out that one post about pouring soda into a sickly bird's mouth is more correct than op meant it to be i guess

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born