dick's deluxe

You follow me for all my brilliant reblogs, well dont forget that this dog has more than just bark. Just dont forget that and we'll get along just fine... heh.

im chumming buckets into her bikini bottom

i chum buckets in her crusty crab

she rub her bikini bottom on my crusty crab til i chum buckets

i put my crusty crab in her crabby patty til i chum buckets

im crabbin her patty til she chums buckets

she wanna crab my patty but i chum my own buckets

she thinks shes a star like patrick but shes nothing but a square pants

shes tryna sand my squirrel but im busy crabbin patties

she thinks she can play me like a clarinet but im squilliam

she let me goo her lagoon cuz im a goofy goober

think like sandy, smoke like patrick, grind like mister crab

fuck like squidward

grinding like mr krabs in the streetz, chumming buckets like plankton in the sheetz

she think she a sandy but she nothin but a karen

be honest with me, do you think you would be better off without me?

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it