dick's deluxe

#i cannot overstate they will make the horse girls gayer to get your money#im sorry thats just literally what it is#japan knows about yuri money

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted

power = increasing

wisdom = diminishing

this anarkiddie vs tankie infighting bullshit has always been cointelpro you fucking idiots. they're just trying to keep us separated and fractured because we were too much of a threat when we were unified in 2020. look at that shit. god damn. i wish anyone in the English-speaking world actually fucking cared about getting anything done instead of jacking off all fucking day long.

You follow me for all my brilliant reblogs, well dont forget that this dog has more than just bark. Just dont forget that and we'll get along just fine... heh.

im chumming buckets into her bikini bottom

i chum buckets in her crusty crab

she rub her bikini bottom on my crusty crab til i chum buckets

i put my crusty crab in her crabby patty til i chum buckets

im crabbin her patty til she chums buckets

she wanna crab my patty but i chum my own buckets

she thinks shes a star like patrick but shes nothing but a square pants

shes tryna sand my squirrel but im busy crabbin patties

she thinks she can play me like a clarinet but im squilliam

she let me goo her lagoon cuz im a goofy goober

think like sandy, smoke like patrick, grind like mister crab

fuck like squidward

grinding like mr krabs in the streetz, chumming buckets like plankton in the sheetz

she think she a sandy but she nothin but a karen

be honest with me, do you think you would be better off without me?