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leno is on cameo telling 9 year olds to “keep being the villain” by the way. If you even care

“i heard you’re doing a good job at taking care of everyone’s pools and keeping dead squirrels out” Will please text him back. Please.

remember when mack got back from the olympics (after being ‘inconsolable’ after the loss) and he and will skipped the sharks optional practice and will was playing white noise on apple music

the concept of wsh singing “i hope you threw a brick right into that stained glass, I hope you’re with someone that isn’t scared to ask” or “and not your soul, and what he might do with it”

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world