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it’s not rpf it’s speculative history

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

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in light of stickgate 2.0, i'd like to revisit the idea that there's a nonzero chance will may also be in possession of tina the stoat stuffie. i do think there's a decent chance he took emergency guardianship of her post-olympies when mack was like. should i burn the squirrel.

seeing other authors talk about their posting schedules and i’m just here like ‘yeah i’ll update at some point this calendar year? hopefully?’

mikey misa has the bombproof demeanor of a lifeguard working at a crowded water park in the height of summer teeming with screaming running children. he has a whistle around his neck and a little red visor on his head. he is fishing bandaids out of the water he is saving your child he is handing your inner tube back to you. bet it feels good af to get the nod from michael that it’s your turn to go down the waterslide

michael misa splashes wsmith and his country club buddies as he sends them down the vortex slide because he does that for everyone and will takes personal offense to this. he returns on a different day with zeev and they make fun of his tan lines and lifeguard fanny pack. he gives their tube a good ol spin and they go down screaming the whole way

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes