There’s an art to life’s distractions 🖤💛

“Say thank you.”☺️ 🥰

“hey fellas, room for one more?”

Hey, take a look‼️

He is wearing a number 2️⃣9️⃣ hoodie❣️😳

Maybe Nate's? 🫢

Or is it …Leon’s??🤣

on the chant, specifically, though: the conclusion I ultimately came to was that it's already been trivialized and normalized. we've now had months of national broadcasts praising Hart relentlessly, framing him as a redemption arc; and months of vegas silencing and preventing any press from even asking questions.

obviously, chants are not where this should stop, but hockey media has done eveyrthing it can to prevent the conversation. and it was very moving to me now, during the most watched games of the year -- the literal finals -- every person watching that broadcast (and all those coward announcers) could clearly hear the crowd chanting the most well known anti-rape slogan there is.

Brad MarcHOUND I love you and your 12 pet rats. Not only are you leading the league in chirping minutes you're leading the league in HOW CUTE YOU ARE. 5/5 for being such a cute chirpy boy.

Cutter Go-Fetch-Ier I fully believe you're going to make fetch happen you're so cute. 15/5 because of your little brown eyebrows.

Cole Pawfield you ARE a good dog YOU ARE. 6/5 for being so cute in that giant tarp.

Macklin Celewienie I love you so much you're gonna make it to Middle Earth I just know it. 1000000000/5 for being a generational talent.

Kris Lefang I want to cup you between my palms and hold you up to a mirror so you can see how cute you are. 11/5 but would score higher if Alex Letang was posting videos making fun of you on instagram during your playoff run.

I do not support the man you are named after but Zeev Boop-Em is objectively the best name. What a guy you are, Boop-em. You're definitely gonna win the race for Boopmaster General. 5/5 and a boop for your service.

I'm going to carry the image of this dog trying to eat his helmet in my heart always. 100/5 that helmet doesn't stand a chance against your training.