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[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

"kill two birds with one stone" is actually just a statistical error. Average stone kills zero birds. Asteroid Georg, who killed the dinosaurs, is an outlier and should not have been counted

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

i think as a writer, the older you get and the more you read, the more you realize there are very few actual truly bad ideas. which is a relief. but! the other thing you learn is that stories live and die on the execution and ha ha. lemme tell you. unfortunately. there are lots and lots of bad ways to execute an otherwise fine idea

I'm going to Clown College, but I'm majoring in playing the straight man. So it's mostly just normal classes like Math and English. Right now we're doing calculus and reading Grapes of Wrath

language is literally sooooo words as fuck

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there