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[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

June 12, 2016. Putting a date on this for when it gets reblogged months from now by people who think the post is about something from 30, 40 years ago.

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens