Feanor did nothing wrong (fight me)

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

you are right and you should say it.

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

NOTHING could have prepared me for that

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

do you think in fantasy settings with long-lived elves where elf-human relationships become common you’d have discourse about whether it’s unethical to pursue a human in your first century because your life with them basically functions as like, training wheels for the rest of your life. like regardless of whether or not it’s true, i bet there’d be a common feeling that elves who do that and then end up with another elf later are basically just using the human’s whole lifespan for character development and then moving on to a longer-term relationship they actually have to take seriously. and then there’d be a reaction that’s like how are those marriages less ethical than a centuries-old elf getting with a human with vastly less life experience, and also obviously in the first example it’s actually the human who’s problematic for being more relatively mature than the elf

the financial implications of people who can consistently expect to vastly outlive their partners are also crazy. [in the voice of your aunt with too many opinions] “you know in a century or two he’ll only remember you because he got the house”

i often get really bored by the old “alas you are a human... i am an elf... we can never be together because our natural lifespans are different...” not because i hate conflict but because i just think realistically people would get used to it and then immediately be doing this conflict in much worse & more irritating and pointless ways