i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
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everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix š
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As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
History degree day 1: the past is so compelling to me. I just love learning about how our ancestors lived. and itās so interesting how many of them had a fundamentally alien yet perhaps ultimately relatable in context mindset to our own. maybe one day I can begin to understand it?
History degree day 1000: forty martyrs of england and wales ranked by how good they wouldāve been at posting on twitter
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever 𫪠alive but yeahhhhh
BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)
Aang/Katara
Kylo Ren/Rey
I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.
There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat
I hope it's none.
It is beating exactly one of them.
NOTHING could have prepared me for that

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.
taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse
thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"
#valarr channeling maekar's bratty energy
How toĀ Successfully Study in the Library
bring all of your materials with you
find a nice quiet spot void of distractionsĀ
make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so
maybe bring a little snack
donāt look at the giant floating baby
just donātĀ
try to forget about the giant floating baby in the libraryĀ
use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes Ā
you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day
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oh scheiĆe
This isnāt quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.
What makes this funnier is that Iām pretty sure thatās at the station for cologne cathedral
It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video
Remembered to check at the station today and report that
The structural stigmata are still there
Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?
Itās his daily commute.
#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting
Unfortunately they repaired it recently
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If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core gameā¦
The situation is so funny man
Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the PokƩmon and One Piece TCGs
As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to āinvest inā, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years
He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with āDonāt invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this gameās reprint policiesā
Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke
BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out
Now theyāre sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like PokĆ©mon loses their money
Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".
do you think in fantasy settings with long-lived elves where elf-human relationships become common youād have discourse about whether itās unethical to pursue a human in your first century because your life with them basically functions as like, training wheels for the rest of your life. like regardless of whether or not itās true, i bet thereād be a common feeling that elves who do that and then end up with another elf later are basically just using the humanās whole lifespan for character development and then moving on to a longer-term relationship they actually have to take seriously. and then thereād be a reaction thatās like how are those marriages less ethical than a centuries-old elf getting with a human with vastly less life experience, and also obviously in the first example itās actually the human whoās problematic for being more relatively mature than the elf
the financial implications of people who can consistently expect to vastly outlive their partners are also crazy. [in the voice of your aunt with too many opinions] āyou know in a century or two heāll only remember you because he got the houseā
i often get really bored by the old āalas you are a human... i am an elf... we can never be together because our natural lifespans are different...ā not because i hate conflict but because i just think realistically people would get used to it and then immediately be doing this conflict in much worse & more irritating and pointless ways