Hello. I hope somebody is listening.

do you guys remember when we used to elect a prime minister and then they’d stay in that job until the next election? six resignations in under ten years jfc.

what it comes down to is that he really just loves that rock. that's his guy. seven billion people on earth and none of them were his guy and you know what??? he's in luck because he got shot into space and his guy just happened to be in space also. sometimes life is just beautiful

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

it is interesting how far the right has pushed the “culture war”/“cancel culture” angle despite the objective reality being the complete opposite and how that is still something they lean on and plan to lean on in their campaigning and advertising. these are things that really do not affect the average American’s life in the slightest. you think wokeism and tolerance has gone too far and you must vote against it to own the libs, you truly think freedom of speech is under attack by the left but the politicians have paid millions of dollars to run heinous transphobic ads everywhere. you can’t afford gas to get to work but you’re voting for the party of inflation and no minimum wage just because you think trans people have it too good nowadays. and how the fuck are we supposed to argue with these people that hate us more than they love feeding their children?

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately