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Claire Keane
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird

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BUDDY I AM GONNA NEED YOU TO LOCK THE FUCK IN

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I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world
the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer
and how do you know what that sounds like
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

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FORBIDDEN FRUITS dir. Meredith Alloway, 2026
cutie!shane (9/?)
#pause. last gif digging his thumb into his fractured collarbone while watching ilya play. uhhhh. ummmmmmm (via @bedlund)
So I have a new roommate now.
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller
you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.
dream blunt rotation

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some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.
one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Historically, many major figures from queer history were criminalized for expressing their identities, and court records are in fact how we know about many queer people from history.
This fact should inform queer peoples relationships to polices and prisons. We should know better then most that being criminalized is not based on morality, and we should use that knowledge to work in solidarity with communities experiencing the same or similar criminalization.
everyone should have an unpopular ship in a huge fandom and/or a teeny tiny microfandom at some point in their fannish lives. ideally both. when you've spent some time getting excited because three people commented on your latest fic and you were just hoping for one it's gonna teach you some perspective

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Heated Rivalry | 1.06
Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!
Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!