Hello. I hope somebody is listening.

this bastard stole my catchphrase

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

I've mentioned this before, but the only time I've ever been concerned that a piece of media was potentially upsetting to children was a commercial. Otherwise, I assume kids can handle anything and it's only the parents who need to be catered to.

I think that's why libraries are targets and book bans are such a trend now-- someone found the Book Loophole and is desperate to close it.

your best bet is prolly to just write the thing the way you want and let the reader be responsible for their own media literacy

People are going to hate you either way, it will be a lot easier to bear if its for the things you wanted to write.

"this post contains potentially mature content" and its... a dirty joke... a bloody scene from an action movie... tasteful nudity... sometimes none of these even... and of course a regular fully clothed transgender woman... i dont think i could ever hate christians enough

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

Not to mention the politics of all the world coming together to solve a problem AMD the politics inherent in giving one individual near-universal powers to do what she sees fit in order to Do What Needs To Be Done to fix this. Sorry bud but all of that is actually super political

August is going to be good for your mental health.

my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort

the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.