i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

did this man exist or is he you from the future because either way slay

aspirational outline for a life well lived, doubt I’ll be able to pull it off

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop

(via @rockpapertheodore) #oh noooo i'm so hungryyyy if you don't feed me i might just have to eat this cabllllle#oh noooo i'm am eating the it oh nOOoooo#i am so starving and so hungry that i am eating your very important phone cable you don't want me to eat i am so sorry if only i had been h

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

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