i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

im never serious but I always mean it

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

some twins are so weird and codependent with it that you completely understand why people thought they shared one soul in the Middle Ages

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder