they had me executed in the town square yesterday

yeah okay ill reblog that

sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff

when i was a kid we would go on a trip to the gold coast like once every couple of years and we would always go to movieworld because it’s the best theme park and i cannot explain how absolutely batshit i went over the scooby doo ride. me and my brother would SPRINT to that ride as soon as it opened and would ride it as many times as we could before the queue got too bad. when i wasn’t at movieworld i would search scooby doo ride on youtube and watch the first person perspective. i would day dream about for months on end and pretend i was riding it in class. i had that ride memorised as a child. nobody loves the scooby doo spooky coaster like i do

When someone says they’re a fan of rollercoasters and you’re sitting there trying to figure out if they just like rollercoasters or if they’ll stand in line with you gushing over the rides technical aspects, block zones, and which company made it. Like do they like thrills or the fact that it’s an Intamin?

alison and mike get on very well because they're great at communicating and they genuinely like each other and the only major difference between them is that most of mike's ideas are stupid whereas most of alison's are illegal

“Straight actors shouldn’t play queer characters” do you want Ben Willbond to be unemployed ?