Blorbos on my mind

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

noooooooo don't defang that highly reactive and incredibly violent character they tear up the furniture into such interesting designs

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Very neat that oysters create pearls as a defense against irritants, but also sad that the pearl is just… stuck in them forever

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.