Blorbos on my mind

reblog if its friday and you made it

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

is this niche piece of media really that popular or is my one mutual really going through something: a tale of tumblr

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

i like how apples are like. the default object

The kookaburra was definitely taking part. If it thought it was a competition, it would’ve used a different and louder call

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.