Blorbos on my mind

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

lights up my ocs and smokes them like a cigarette