Blorbos on my mind

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

lights up my ocs and smokes them like a cigarette

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

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