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Halloween costume post

#video

teaboot

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

teaboot

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

teaboot

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

thyrell

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

thyrell

theyre called speed shapes?????

thyrell

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

thyrell

sorry

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

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komaedalovemail

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

for the uninitiated

simandy

Do you guys know what an Ypê is? You need to know what an Ypê is.

Now you know what an Ypê is. Come to Brazil we have colorful flower ball tree everywhere

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flythesail

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

mulletbutch

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

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Holy shit

akumeoy

girl who quicksaves in front of you and then for the rest of the hangout acts real smug

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sternfleck

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

ralfmaximus

do NOT google "omega heat"

chocomiking

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

brainrotted-anon-does-things

Little doodle of Cinder from @ageless-soul-au

Lookit him, he's relaxed for once unlike how he's been in recent chapters

His hair was fun to draw, I love drawing wavy/curly hair and I wanted to draw it down to add to the content cosy vibe. I wanna wrap him in warm blankets with hot chocolate and a therapist because he fucking needs one

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