The Refreshing Taste Of Lesbianism

obsessed with the idea of someone saying this under their breath as they lean in for a kiss

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

#baby girl put this foolish ambition to rest

not being a dick but who makes a movie about 9/11 and casts fucking charlie sheen and whoopi goldberg

what dark magician weaves this world

We need more vampire men with cleavage windows

i love that they have matching titty windows

tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(

ur right :/

tumblr glitch put op in a jar and shook it up and down violently

do you see this shit my liege

ok you're right. have a good day

great job everyone lets hit the showers