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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

drearyhours

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

drearyhours

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

arctic-hands

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

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Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

trans-mouse

I like the rat map even better

smaug-official

What is Alberta doing

seeminglyseph

we are fucking constantly vigilant

anamcaramia

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

psilocervidae

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

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🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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quasi-normalcy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

elbiotipo

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

lottafuckingshit

lol some absolute dogshit in the notes

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"stop being poor" is not an opinion I thought I would ever see voiced so openly

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

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dreadwedge

i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

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manpackage

Girl what do you MEAN?

cock-holliday

I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

despazito

the ai's aversion to producing anything that's not aesthetically pleasing dentist office artwork leaves it unable to comprehend true beauty

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babblingbranches

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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