Professional Internet Pidgeon

well first of all i’m a freak pervert. So always keep that in mind

fuckin love this commercial

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tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

lightly clonking a maid between the eyebrows with one knuckle, producing the trademark sound of a kotsuzumi, startlingly loud. she blinks at me owlishly.

hitting a maid between the eyebrows full-force with a baseball bat, producing the trademark sound of a kotsuzumi, at exactly the same volume, in contrast now shockingly quiet. the bat shatters. she moves no more than a hurricane shelter would. she blinks at me owlishly.

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

Saw this post and thought bet someone in the notes is whining about Platner and it was literally the first reply

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old