Froggy

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

I have season passes to go to look at the fishies and go “woooooah… fishies.”

My family has an annual pass to go “ITS THE WHALE SHARK!!” And run halfway across the aquarium

For my kids it’s the stingrays! 😂 especially if we get to feed them!

It would be cool to feed the stingrays!! Me and my sister are absolutely obsessed with the whale shark though my mom has a picture of me and her sitting in front of its tank as it swam by in front of us

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

I have season passes to go to look at the fishies and go “woooooah… fishies.”

My family has an annual pass to go “ITS THE WHALE SHARK!!” And run halfway across the aquarium

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

He is literally my son. I love him so much and he’s such a little cutie.

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

I’ll update you Tomorrow on the results

Objectively, the magic potato hates me 😭

Hopefully this goes well will update tomorrow morning

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

Things Damian Wayne would say: