I like to think that Mammon loves helping MC out with chores. I headcanon it, actually. Itās even canon in the game that heāll do anything MC asks for. Itās funny coz heās the kinda guy who would slack off and make excuses not to do stuff. Like who wants to wash the dishes anyway? How boring. But wait, if he gets to do it with you? Itās now fun coz itās like youāre a married couple. Aww, all those domestic fluffy feels, his heart canāt take it! At least Lucifer is happy. Ok seriously tho, even though everyone takes turns to do chores in the House of Lamentation, I imagine if itās your turn, itās so much work for one person, like there are 8 people including yourself you got to cook for, and do so many dishes as well! Thankfully you have your faithful puppy helping you out. Heāll be like ādonāt stay up too late coz of all the workā and āall that scrubbingās gonna hurt your delicate human handsā and continue making as many excuses as he can think of. But you donāt mind in the slightest!
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In which only after planning the road trip do the demon brothers realize the car only has 7 seats. Oh dear, looks like you have no choice but to sit on one of their laps! ( ˶°ć °)
.,some are suggestive but its all fluffy, x gn!reader !
LUCIFER
ā” As always, Lucifer is the driver. Though the moment you say itās him whose lap you want to be on, he finally gives up the throne and has Satan cover the driving for him.
⦠Beyond proud that you felt most comfortable to be on him, keeps a hand on your hip the whole time that holds you firmly in place at sharp turns. Asks you for help with his grandpa games like the crossword. (heās solved it already, but he thinks you look cute when lost in thought).
ā” Invited you to lean back against him and use him as a headrest if youāre tired. Wonāt get up if they stop for bathroom breaks if youāre still asleep, and just tells the brothers what snacks to get you because he already has what you like memorized.
MAMMON
ā” Mammon thinks heās gonna have a heart attack. Immediately blushing and acts indifferent at being chosen but is secretly beaming inside (he would have thrown a fit if you chose anyone elseās lap).
⦠When he finally calms down you feel his arms wrap possessively around your waist, sticking his tongue out at his brothers and gloating because only heĀ gets the pleasure of holding his human.Ā Ā
ā” Lets you play with his hands and is glad you're not facing him to see the heavy blush on his face as he tells you the story of each piece of jewelry that adorns him. Gets way too into I-Spy and is constantly screaming out the wrong answer in full confidence.
LEVIATHAN
ā” This is hell for him, and he already lives there. He stays as still as a board, trying to think of anything and everything but you on his lap so he doesnāt pop a boner that would surely cause him to die of humiliation if you felt it against you like this.
⦠You can literally feel him hyperventilating under you, hands hovering awkwardly at his sides because he doesn't know where to put them. Only after a ton of reassurance does he finally relax and realizes how nice this actually is.
ā” He pulls out one of his many devices and attaches it to the headrest in front of you so the two of you can watch shows together. He won't admit it, but he already pre-downloaded all your favourites because he knows you love them.
SATAN
ā” Alarmed at the safety risk of you not having a seatbelt, so opts for wrapping his arms around your waist to keep you firmly against him. Doesnāt even realize how flustered it gets you cause heās too distracted imagining you flying out of the windshield if a crash were to happen. (genuinely what is his problem)
⦠Is the worst backseat driver in history; critiques every action Lucifer makes until heās threatening to pull over and dump him on the side of the road.
ā” Has his book on your lap as he reads with his chin resting on your shoulder. If he notices you reading too, he will adjust how fast or slow he flips the pages to make sure you can enjoy the book too.
ASMODEUS
ā” Oh dear. Immediately grinning ear to ear, motioning for you to come sit with a look that makes you regret your decision. Aside from the initial pervertedness, heās actually very considerate and even puts a pillow on his lap for you to be comfy, announcing that you deserve only the best.
⦠Will do your hair and even your nails for you. Donāt ask how he does it in the bumpy car when he canāt even see your hands from where your back is blocking his sight, heās just that good.
ā” Rests his head on your shoulder and compliments whatever scent youāre wearing, smiles and says you must just smell that good naturally if you tell him you donāt have any on.
BEELZEBUB
ā” Unbothered, he just nods and manspreads to make room for you. Heās a good choice since heāll talk if you want to but can stay silent if you donāt ā just if you packed any snacks do expect to turn to see him with puppy dog eyes and a hand out.
⦠He loves it if you hand feed him the snacks, being extra gentle to not bite your fingers (no matter how good you smell) and restraining himself to make sure you actually get to eat some too.
ā” Falls asleep with his head on your shoulder, snoring loudly right next to your ear until Satan throws a pack of gum at his face.
BELPHEGORĀ
ā” He doesnāt mind, in fact he loves it since he can hold onto you like youāre a heated pillow.Ā Just donāt try to get up for any stops unless you want him grumbling and pulling you back with clingy arms.
⦠Heās the perfect choice for if you want to nap; perfectly content to cuddle with you for the whole ride, only peeking an eye open once in a while to groggily ask if youāre there yet.
ā” Like the little shit he is, he will definitely punch you every time he sees a yellow car, nearly knocking you right off his lap then blaming you for ānot seeing it fast enough to punch him firstā.
a/n: unrelated but does anyone want more dragonhybrid! mammon? cause he was so fun to write (ĖįµĢ“̶̷̤ ź“ įµĢ“̶̷̤Ė)
Sometimes the other demons at RAD felt jealous of the demon brothers. They could not understand how the brothers ended up with a master who was so kind and gentle, while some of them were stuck serving demons who were cruel, sadistic, and made them work nonstop without rest. It felt unfair.
They watched you closely and saw that you rarely gave orders. You only used that one loud command, āstay!ā, when the brothers were fighting or about to destroy something. But most of the time, you were not a master to them at all.
They often saw you feeding Beel at Madam Scream, helping Lucifer with RAD errands, going along with Mammonās silly plans even if they always ended in trouble, listening to Leviās long anime talks, following Satan around the school grounds looking for a cat, brushing your hand through Belphieās hair when he slept, and taking Devilgram photos for Asmo.
Watching all this made the lesser demons more jealous every day. What made it worse was how you were kind to them too. They didnāt know if you were doing it because you were careful around them or because you didnāt want to test their temper. You didnāt talk much, but you were fair and easy to work with, and that was enough to make some of them quietly admire you.
Slowly, a few even started to develop feelings. Some wanted to make a pact with you, thinking it would be nice to have a gentle master for once. But they never got the chance.
The brothers, especially Mammon, stopped them every time. Mammon in particular was always glued to your side. And when they try, he always chased them away.
Can I ask for belphie? If you're okay with just general headcannons of relationships
a/n: thank u so much anon here is 1 order of belphie relationship hcs!
cw: fluff, belphie being a brat as per usual, lesson 16 spoilers
general belphie relationship hcs!
- if he could glue himself to your side, he would
- naturally, his favorite pastime is napping with you, and he's going to do it whether it's convenient or not. sorry mc, he doesn't care that you're at the lunch table at RAD, he's sleepy and you're comfy! nap timeš
- flops himself on top of you to nap all the time in general tbh
- he likes spending quality time with you the most; it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as he can nod off in a chair next to you
- if/when you ask him to do something that involves movement, he grumbles through the whole thing but does the task anyways. you asked him to get you a snack? you're so lazy and he's so annoyed and don't get up he'll be right backš
- uses you as an excuse to get out of chores. sorry Lucifer, don't you see MC sleeping on top of me??? you just want me to wake them up??????
- expects you to steal his clothes the same way he steals yours. what's mine is yours or whatever, just give him that jacket please it smells like you! he'll give you one of his precious pillows in return!!
- gets a little snippy when you spend too much time with any of his brothers but Beel. he still feels bad about the whole... murder thing and he worries about you caring more for them. reassure him with cuddles and head rubs
- he hates being apart from you for more than a few hours. he gets antsy, and usually forces himself asleep to pass the time until you get back from RAD, or your outing with Asmo
- most dates take place in the planetarium, the two of you taking turns playing your favorite human world or Devildom movies, or just talking into the late hours of the night
- likes to pretend to be asleep so you baby him, though it usually ends up with him actually asleep, which means he didn't get to fully enjoy your affection so.... round 2!
- he notices when you're feeling bad before you even start to feel it. he'll pull you into his giant nest of blankets to hold you close to fend off the bad thoughts before they even get to you
- likes to lie on his stomach, have you draw pictures and words on his back, and every time he guesses correctly he gets a kiss
- will wrap his tail around you when he's in demon form, wanting you to play with the end. its a little scratchy, not as soft as it looks, but certainly not unpleasant
- will let you do his makeup, but he gets to do yours in return. we all know how lazy he is, you're going to end up with mascara down your cheek when he falls asleep halfway through shittily applying it <3
I've seen a lot of boyfriend headcanons that either turn the brothers into perfect green flags or make them wildly OOC, so I wanted to try something a little different.
These headcanons are based as closely as possible on their canon personalities, official lore, character flaws, and relationship dynamics throughout the game.
This means you'll find both the good and the bad.
Because loving someone isn't just about their best qualities.
It's also about the habits, insecurities, baggage, and flaws they bring into a relationship.
Some brothers may come across more difficult than others, and that's intentional. The goal isn't to make them ideal partnersāit's to explore what dating them might realistically look like while staying true to who they are.
ā ļø Warnings: ⢠Canon-typical flaws and unhealthy behaviors ⢠Jealousy ⢠Emotional dependency ⢠Possessiveness ⢠Poor communication ⢠Insecurity ⢠Workaholic tendencies ⢠Anger issues ⢠Manipulation (where applicable) ⢠Discussion of trauma and emotional baggage ⢠Not intended as relationship advice ⢠Slightly critical analysis of characters while still appreciating them
As always, these are just my interpretations based on canon material.
Feel free to agree, disagree, scream in the tags, or defend your favorite demon.
Now let's talk about the seven Brothers I affectionately call husbands.
The Vibe: The responsible, dignified boyfriend who acts like he has everything under control⦠but secretly melts just for you.
⨠The Ups
- Your Personal Protector & Provider: Lucifer takes his role as your partner very seriously. He will move mountains to keep you safe, comfortable, and happy. If you mention even in passing that you like something, it will appear on your desk the next dayāno questions asked. He has a soft spot for spoiling you, even if he acts like itās ājust a trivial matter.ā
- Quiet, Intimate Affection: Heās not big on PDA, but in private, heās incredibly gentle. He loves resting his chin on top of your head while you sit together, or holding your hand so firmly but softly that it feels like heās afraid youāll disappear. He remembers every little detailāyour favorite tea, how you take your meals, even the exact time you usually go to bed.
- Your Biggest Supporter: When youāre stressed or working hard, heās right there. Heāll sit with you while you study or work, going through his own paperwork in comfortable silence, and will gently correct you if you make a mistakeābut always with the intention of helping you grow. Heās proud of you, even if he rarely says it out loud; you can see it in the way his eyes soften when you walk into a room.
- Romantic in His Own Way: He plans sophisticated but meaningful datesālate-night walks in the Demon Lordās Castle gardens, private concerts, or quiet evenings by the fireplace. He loves dancing with you, even if he acts like itās just to āpractice proper etiquette.ā
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- Overbearing & Strict: His sense of responsibility and need for order can sometimes feel suffocating. He might try to schedule your time or tell you what to do because he thinks he knows whatās best for you. It comes from care, but it can feel like heās treating you like a child rather than an equal.
- Poor at Expressing Feelings: He struggles to say āI love youā openly or talk about his own worries. He often hides his stress and exhaustion behind a calm facade, and he hates showing weakness. If you push him too hard, he might get defensive or pull away to work alone instead of talking it out.
- Workaholic Tendencies: He gets buried under piles of paperwork and meetings, and there are days where he barely has time to breathe, let alone spend time with you. He feels guilty about it, but his duty as the oldest and Diavoloās right-hand man always feels like it comes first.
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Mammon
The Vibe: The self-proclaimed āGreat Mammonā who acts like heās too cool for feelings, but is actually completely wrapped around your finger.
⨠The Ups
- Unwavering Loyalty: Despite his greed and troublemaking, Mammon is the most loyal boyfriend you could ask for. Once heās fallen for you, heās yours forever. Heād sell every single Grimm he owns and face any danger without a second thought if it means keeping you safe. He calls himself your āfirst demonā and takes that title very seriously.
- Clingy & Affectionate (Secretly): He acts like heās only spending time with you because he āhas no choiceā or because you owe him something, but the truth is, he hates being away from you. Heāll find excuses to be near youāoffering to walk you places, āaccidentallyā showing up where you are, or wrapping his arm around your shoulder like itās the most natural thing in the world. He loves physical affection: holding hands, hugging, and having you sit next to him.
- Thoughtful in Unexpected Ways: He might spend money on gambling or flashy things, but when it comes to you, heās surprisingly thoughtful. Heāll see something that reminds him of you and buy itāeven if itās something silly or cheapāand then pretend it was ājust lying aroundā or āyouāre lucky I felt like getting it.ā He remembers things you like too, even if he claims he forgot.
- Fun & Energetic: Heās always up for an adventure! Heāll take you out to fun spots in the Devildom, try new foods with you, or play games until late at night. Being with him means thereās never a dull moment, and heās always there to cheer you up when youāre feeling downāeven if his methods are a little chaotic.
ā ļø The Downs
- Tsundere Denial: He struggles to be honest about his feelings. Heāll call you an idiot or a dummy one minute, then panic if you seem upset. Heās terrified of being vulnerable, so he hides his affection behind teasing and excuses. It can be confusing at first to tell if he really cares.
- Trouble & Impulsiveness: He gets into debt and messes up constantly, which can be stressful. He might make promises he canāt keep or drag you into his schemes without thinking. He doesnāt mean to hurt you, but his poor choices often lead to problems you both have to deal with.
- Jealousy: He gets jealous very easily. If you pay too much attention to his brothers or anyone else, heāll get pouty and moody, even if he wonāt admit it. Heās insecure deep downāafraid that someone ābetterā will come along and take you away from him.
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Leviathan
The Vibe: The socially anxious introvert who sees you as his āPlayer 2ā and the only person who truly understands him.
⨠The Ups
- Deeply Devoted & Accepting: Levi has always felt like an outcast, so when you choose him, he cherishes you more than anything. He accepts you exactly as you areāflaws and allāand expects the same in return. He treats your relationship like a precious, rare treasure, and he would never intentionally hurt your feelings.
- Your Personal World: He loves sharing his passions with you. Whether itās showing you his favorite anime, manga, games, or explaining the lore of TSL, he lights up when you listen. He loves doing āco-opā activitiesāplaying games together, watching marathons, or even building model kits side by side. To him, just being in the same room as you is enough.
- Gentle & Attentive: Heās incredibly observant, even if he doesnāt look like it. He notices when youāre sad or tired, and heāll quietly bring you snacks, lend you his favorite blanket, or let you use his gaming chair. He writes down little things you say so he can get you the perfect gift or plan the perfect date.
- Romantic in His Own Way: He expresses love through references and small gestures. Heāll compare you to his favorite fictional heroines, write you cute notes, or create custom playlists just for you. When he finally gains the courage to say āI love you,ā itās the most sincere and heartfelt thing youāll ever hear.
ā ļø The Downs
- Extreme Self-Doubt & Anxiety: He constantly thinks heās not good enough for you. Heāll say things like āWhy would someone like you be with a gross otaku like me?ā This insecurity can sometimes make him withdraw or overthink every little thing you do. He might even try to push you away because heās scared youāll eventually leave him.
- Social Avoidance: He hates going out in public or being around large groups of people, especially his brothers. Most of your dates will be in his room, which can feel limiting if youāre someone who likes going out. He gets overwhelmed easily and might shut down if thereās too much noise or attention.
- Obsessive Tendencies: He can get so absorbed in his games or hobbies that he loses track of time and forgets to spend time with you. He might also accidentally compare real life too much to fiction, which can lead to misunderstandings if you donāt share his enthusiasm for certain things.
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Satan
The Vibe: The refined, book-loving scholar who hates being compared to Lucifer, but loves sharing his world with you.
⨠The Ups
- Great Conversationalist & Teacher: Satan is incredibly smart and curious. He loves talking about anything and everythingāliterature, history, magic, philosophy, even silly debates. Heās patient and loves explaining things to you, and he admires your thoughts and opinions. Being with him means youāll always be learning something new.
- A True Gentleman: He is polite, respectful, and thoughtful. He opens doors for you, listens when you speak, and treats you as his equal. He loves bringing you to bookstores, libraries, cat cafes, or quiet parks. Heāll read aloud to you, or let you rest your head on his shoulder while he reads.
- Soft & Compassionate: Underneath his cool exterior, he has a huge heartāespecially for animals. He adores cats, and he loves that you care about them too. Heās very empathetic; if youāre having a bad day, heāll sit with you, listen, and help you sort through your feelings calmly. He writes poetry and little notes for you when heās feeling particularly affectionate.
- Reliable & Honest: He values truth and fairness. He will always be honest with you, even when itās difficult, and heās someone you can trust completely. Heāll stand up for you and defend you without hesitation.
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- The Wrath Within: His greatest struggle is his anger. When he gets upsetāespecially when Lucifer is involvedāhe can lose control. He tries very hard not to take it out on you, but sometimes the frustration bubbles over, and he might say harsh things he doesnāt mean or isolate himself. He feels terrible afterward, but it takes time and patience to help him manage it.
- Coldness When Upset: When heās hurt or angry, he tends to shut down and become distant and sarcastic. Instead of talking things through, he might hide in his room or read to avoid dealing with emotions. He finds it hard to express vulnerability, fearing it makes him weak or too similar to Lucifer.
- Obsession with Revenge: He can get caught up in his schemes to prank or annoy Lucifer, sometimes forgetting that it might cause stress or trouble for everyone else. He struggles to let go of grudges, which can affect the mood in the house.
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Asmodeus
The Vibe: The charming, beautiful socialite who acts like he only cares about looks, but is secretly searching for true, unconditional love.
⨠The Ups
- Overflowing Affection & Compliments: Asmo is the most openly affectionate boyfriend. He showers you with kisses, hugs, compliments, and pet names constantly. He thinks you are the most beautiful person in existenceāinside and outāand tells you every single day. He loves making you feel desired, loved, and confident.
- Your Personal Stylist & Cheerleader: He loves dressing you up, doing your hair, or picking out matching outfits. He takes pride in showing you off, but more importantly, he genuinely wants you to feel good about yourself. If youāre feeling down about your appearance or abilities, heās the first to hype you up and remind you how amazing you are.
- Fun & Understanding: Heās very emotionally intelligent and easy to talk to. He doesnāt judge you; he accepts every part of you. He loves taking you to parties, fashion shows, or shopping sprees, but he also loves quiet nights in doing face masks, painting nails, or just gossiping and laughing together. Heās always there to listen when you need to vent.
- Romantic & Devoted: Even though heās popular and gets attention from everyone, he is completely faithful once heās in love. He wants to know every single thing about youāyour dreams, your fears, your favorite thingsāand he loves planning dreamy, glamorous dates just to see you smile.
ā ļø The Downs
- Superficial Defense Mechanism: He hides his deep feelings behind a mask of vanity and flirtation. He acts like heās only interested in beauty and pleasure, but this makes it hard for him to open up about his true fearsāespecially his fear of being loved only for his looks and not for who he is inside.
- Jealousy & Insecurity: Despite his confidence, he is deeply insecure. He worries that youāll leave him for someone āmore interestingā or that youāll get tired of him. He can get overly jealous if you spend time with others, and he might flirt with others just to test your feelings or make himself feel better, even if he doesnāt mean it.
- Self-Obsession: He can be very focused on himself and his appearance, sometimes unintentionally making things about him. He might forget to ask how you are or get upset if you donāt react the way he expects to his stories or compliments.
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Beelzebub
The Vibe: The sweet, strong athlete who lives to eat and protect the people he loves.
⨠The Ups
- The Ultimate Gentle Giant: Beel is physically intimidating, but he is one of the softest, kindest souls youāll ever meet. He treats you with such care, like youāre something precious that could break. Heās incredibly warm and comfortingāhis hugs are the best in the Devildom, big and safe and warm.
- Unconditional Love & Generosity: He loves sharing everything with youāespecially food! Heāll always save you the last bite, buy you snacks whenever he sees something you like, or even cook for you if he knows how. He doesnāt care about status or looks; he loves you simply for being you. Heās always honest and straightforwardāno games, no secrets.
- Your Shield: His protective instinct is unmatched. If anyone even looks at you the wrong way, Beel is there, standing tall and ready to defend you, though heāll never hurt anyone unless absolutely necessary. He walks on the side of the road closer to danger, holds your hand tightly in crowds, and checks on you constantly.
- Simple, Comforting Happiness: Being with Beel is easy and peaceful. He enjoys simple thingsāsharing meals, watching sports, exercising together, or just lying down and talking. Heās a great listener; he might not always have the perfect words, but he will always listen and be there to support you no matter what.
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- Constant Hunger: His insatiable hunger is a part of him. Sometimes, it feels like food comes before everything elseāeven you. He might forget plans because he stopped to eat, or accidentally eat something important (like your homework or a gift) without realizing it. Itās not that he doesnāt care; itās just a primal urge he struggles to control.
- Difficulty Expressing Emotions: Heās not very good with words. He feels things deeply, but he struggles to put them into sentences. When heās upset or confused, he might just eat more or stay quiet instead of telling you whatās wrong. He also carries a lot of guilt and sadness about the past (especially regarding Lilith and Belphie) that he rarely talks about.
- Physical Strength: He doesnāt know his own strength sometimes. He might squeeze your hand too hard or accidentally break something while trying to be helpful. He also feels immense guilt if he ever loses control of his hunger and causes trouble.
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Belphegor
The Vibe: The sleepy, sarcastic youngest who acts like he canāt be bothered, but will move heaven and earth for you.
⨠The Ups
- Extremely Comfortable & Relaxing: Belphie is the master of āchill.ā He doesnāt demand much, and he loves nothing more than having you curl up next to him while he naps. Being with him feels like coming homeāno pressure, no fancy expectations, just peace. He loves sharing his dreams with you and listening to yours.
- Playful & Teasing Affection: He loves teasing youācalling you cute nicknames, poking fun at your habits, or pretending to be annoyed when you wake him up. But itās all done with love. When heās in a good mood, heās very affectionate: heāll wrap his tail around you, rest his head on your lap, or hold you close while he drifts off. He says the sweetest things when heās half-asleep and his guard is down.
- Deeply Loyal & Protective: Despite his laziness, if you are in danger or need help, Belphie will wake up instantly and move faster than anyone. He has a fierce protective streak, born from losing his sister once and being afraid of losing anyone else he loves. He trusts you completely and lets you see parts of him no one else does.
- Great Listener: When heās awake enough to pay attention, heās actually very insightful. Heās observant and understands people better than he lets on. Heāll listen to you ramble for hours without interrupting, and heāll give you honest, no-nonsense advice when you need it.
ā ļø The Downs
- Extreme Laziness & Negativity: He sleeps most of the day and hates doing anything that requires effort. He might cancel plans because heās too tired, or refuse to go anywhere unless you drag him. He also has a tendency to be pessimistic and cynical; he can be very blunt and say things that sound harsh, even if he doesnāt mean to hurt you.
- Emotional Walls & Past Trauma: He has a lot of unresolved pain and anger from his past. He can be moody, distant, or sarcastic when heās thinking about things he doesnāt want to talk about. He struggles to believe that happiness can last, so sometimes he acts detached or pushes you away just to see if youāll stay.
- Manipulative Tendencies: Heās clever and knows how to get what he wantsāusually by pretending to be sleepier or weaker than he is. He might try to convince you to skip responsibilities or do things for him. While he would never hurt you now, he can be very stubborn and hard to reason with when heās set in his ways.
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It's nice to say "I love you" ā Beelzebub likes to tell you that when the two of you are alone ā but there's an even better phrase he likes to hear.
You said it to him one random night, very late into the night. He was watching a movie on TV that piqued your interest so you decided to stay. It was long, though. Demons have a different sense of time than humans do. Their movies can go on for hours and hours.
The film was interesting, no doubt about it, but your eyelids grew heavy and you began listing to the side. The spicy chips and savory snacks Beelzebub continued to offer did nothing to ward off exhaustion. His upper arm became your pillow as you sunk back into the couch cushions. At some point you even began snoring. It was hard to hear the movie.
The credits began rolling long past midnight.
Beelzebub whispered, "Hey."
He slightly wiggled his elbow until you raised your face, eyes half-closed. Your cheek was red from being pressed against his bicep, and his arm suddenly felt cold without you on it.
"Want me to carry you back to your room?" he offered. There was nobody with more experience carrying sleeping people than Beelzebub. He was proud of his skills.
You shook your head.
Beelzebub did not want to leave you in the living room. You deserved privacy and a chance to sleep in. He moved his arm again when he felt you slide against him, slumping your shoulder into his side and nuzzling your face back into sleeping position.
Beelzebub made an executive decision. "I'll take you back, let's go."
Part of a chip rolled onto the floor when he stood up. You toppled over onto the open couch seat with a cranky groan but didn't put up a fight when he scooped you into his arms.
"I wanna stay with you," you sighed, reluctant for your journey to the bedroom to end. Your legs dangled over his arm, occasionally bumping into each other. You grabbed the front of his shirt in a weak grip.
Beelzebub eyed you, tired and somewhat delirious in your current state. Defenseless.
"I don't think that's safe," he responded. Strong as you were, you were no match for him if you didn't have the mental clarity to wield your pact magic.
"But you make me feel safe," you replied, letting his shirt fabric fall through your fingers as you brought your hand down.
Beelzebub carried you down the hallway a little further and then slowed to a stop. A flush was spreading across his face. His stomach started doing flips and his muscles tensed.
Here was a demon, a fierce, malevolent entity with misdeeds so vile that history would only preserve them through terrified whispers. In his arms, a human. A being of skin and bones who was fated to last no more than a century. One wrong move in the Devildom and you were done for.
His heart felt like it was melting. The weight of your words was heavier than you were, weighing on his mind like a mountain of sand. Nobody had told him that in a very, very long time. Even for a demon. He made you feel safe. You made him feel a certain way, too. Though he couldn't put it into words as easily as you could.
Beelzebub brought you up higher and nestled you against his chest so he could rest his chin on your head. Your breathing was slow, so you must have dozed off again. Or maybe you were never fully awake to begin with.
He had to get you to bed, to tuck you in and make sure you fell asleep in the privacy of your own room. Beelzebub decided along the way that you might feel safer if he stayed with you. It would be cramped but you would feel warmer, and his body could shield you from nightmares, and he could tell you he loved you first thing in the morning when you woke up. That sounded nice.
A thin line of table salt adorned the floor in front of your bedroom. You stood behind it and stared at the demons outside of your doorway. They were staring at the salt.
Leviathan laughed. It reminded him of a low-level defense from a tower defense game. "Is that supposed to keep us out? lol."
"Yeah. I think it's working," you said.
Satan put a hand on his hip. As far as he could tell, it was plain old table salt. No magical properties whatsoever. "How so?"
"Well, none of you are crossing it. Clearly, it's having some kind of effect."
Mammon balked. "Obviously, it's because we're respectin' your privacy!" He stood closest to the line, wanting to cross it most of all.
"You're respecting my privacy by... standing right outside my door?"
Mammon opened his mouth to counter, only to come up with nothing. He stood there with his fists clenched. The feather on his belt swayed as he tapped a foot impatiently, causing the nearest salt to shift a little.
The noise annoyed Asmodeus. "Mammon, go walk through the salt."
"Why me!?"
"This is ridiculous." Lucifer crossed his arms. "Clean this up. I don't even want to know how this will damage the floors if you leave it."
"It's not even doing anything," Satan pointed out.
"If it's not doing anything, then one of you should cross it," you suggested.
"Why don't you come out to us?" Belphegor proposed. "There's only one of you, seems more fair."
"Yeah!" Asmodeus took a step away from the salt, careful not to get any on his shoes, and raised his hands. "You can run into my arms if you'd like. I'll be sure to catch you."
Their stubbornness astounded you. "Or... You guys can just admit you don't want to cross this salt."
"It's regular salt." Beelzebub knew exactly what the substance was as soon as he laid eyes on it. Plus, the smell was unmistakable. His claim was irrefutable.
"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Beel. I've seen you eat it many times." You had even taken the bag from the shared kitchen.
"Did you try walking over it?" Leviathan asked. "How are we supposed to cross it if you won't?"
"I don't need to. I'm in my room."
"You should come to our room," Belphegor offered. He was getting tired of standing around.
"Come out this instant," Lucifer ordered.
You thought about it for a whopping two seconds. "I think I'm good. I'll be in my room. If any of you need me, feel free to come in."
You retreated back inside with the rest of the half-empty salt bag. The brothers stared at you with a mix of impatience and disbelief until the wall blocked you from view.
can you pleaseee write for ron where he's been trying to ask out reader for ages and somehow he keeps on getting interrupted until one day he has had enough and he kisses her in the Gryffindor common room!!
this idea is so cute! Im so happy you enjoy my work, and I hope you enjoy reading this <3
Ron Weasley had always been terrible at feelings.
He could handle a chessboard like a pro, knock a Bludger straight into Malfoyās smug face, and devour a full plate of roast beef in under five minutesābut when it came to you, he was all thumbs and second-guessing.
And that was saying something. Because heād known you since second year. Sat next to you in Charms. Shared study notes. Laughed until he cried after Fred and George turned your ink purple for a week.
But somewhere between laughter and late-night common room chats, things had changed. His stomach flipped every time you touched his arm. His ears burned red when you leaned over his shoulder. And Merlin help him when you called him āRonnieā during that Care of Magical Creatures lesson last spring.
It was hopeless.
Still, he had a plan.
Just⦠ask her out. Simple.
Except nothing at Hogwarts was ever simple.
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Attempt #1 ā Transfiguration Disaster
It was right after McGonagall dismissed class on a rainy Thursday, and Ron saw his window. You were stuffing your books into your bag, the strap of your satchel slipping off your shoulder. You looked tired, but prettyāhe noticed that now. How the candlelight always made your eyes look softer somehow.
Ronās heart was pounding in his ears.
āHey, Y/N?ā he asked, stepping up beside you and trying to sound casual.
You turned to him, brushing your hair behind your ear. āYeah?ā
āI was wondering if maybeālike, if you werenāt doing anything next weekend, maybe we couldāā
CLANG.
An entire bottle of ink came crashing down from above, splattering black across his hair, down his face, into his shirt collar. The gasp that left your mouth was more dramatic than anything heād ever heard from you.
āOh my GodāRon!ā
Ron stood frozen, blinking black out of his eyes. He looked up. Peeves was floating above them near the rafters, howling with laughter.
āOH-HO! Just trying to clean up the Weasel! Thought he needed a bit of polish!ā
Your wand was already out as you began to clean the ink from his face, your fingers brushing under his chin gently.
Ron was only vaguely aware of what you were sayingāsomething about āstupid poltergeistā and āthank Merlin it wasnāt acidāābecause all he could think about was how soft your hands were, and how heād almost asked you out.
Almost.
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Attempt #2 ā The Library Ambush
A week later, Ron found you tucked away in a quiet corner of the library, bent over your notes with a quill twirling in your fingers. The sunlight filtered in through the high windows, catching the dust motes in the air around you.
He paced outside the aisle for a full minute, mumbling to himself.
āYou can do this. Youāve fought Death Eaters. This is one girl. Just go.ā
When he finally approached, you looked up and smiled like he was the very person youād been hoping to see. His stomach flipped.
āHi, Ron,ā you said. āLooking for a seat?ā
He nodded mutely and slid in across from you.
āSo, er⦠I was thinking,ā he started, gripping the edge of the table a little too hard. āThat maybe you and I could go to Hogsmeade next weekend. Not for, like, sweets. I meanāwe could. But I meant, more justāus.ā
You stared at him, lips parting slightly.
Just as you opened your mouthā
āRON!ā
Hermione appeared around the corner with a towering stack of books wobbling dangerously in her arms.
āThere you are!ā she huffed. āYou said youād help me carry these after dinner!ā
Ron flinched. āI did?ā
āYes, you did.ā
She looked at you and gave a polite nod before yanking Ron out of his seat by the sleeve.
āHermione, waitāI wasāā
But she was already dragging him out of the library. You sat there, blinking in confusion, and then shook your head with a little smile.
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Attempt #3 ā Quidditch Mayhem
After practice, the pitch still hummed with energy, the sky streaked pink and purple as the sun began to dip low. Ron was sweaty and flushed from the drills, but as he spotted you waiting by the stands with your scarf wrapped around your neck, he swore you were glowing.
He jogged over, hair damp and chest heaving. āHey! You stayed!ā
You smiled, hugging your cloak tighter around yourself. āOf course I did. I like watching you play.ā
That earned a bright blush. āThanks. So, um, Iāve been thinkingā¦ā
He reached for the words carefully this time.
āDo you want to go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend? Just you and me? Sort of⦠not as friends?ā
The smile that touched your lips was softāuntil a sharp crack made you both whip around.
āHarry!ā you shouted.
Your best friend was lying on the ground, moaning, a few feet from where a rogue Bludger had smacked into his ribs mid-flight. The rest of the team was sprinting over already.
Ron let out a groan and ran after you, watching his moment vanish like steam.
(And Harry, bruised but grinning later, had the audacity to wink and say, āTimingās rough, mate.ā)
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Attempt #4 ā The One with the Exploding Cauldron
This time, it was Potions. Slughorn had ducked out to his office, and the room buzzed with end-of-class chatter and the occasional puff of smoke.
You were scrubbing your cauldron clean, elbow-deep in foam, sleeves rolled up past your elbows. Ron watched you for a second too long before stumbling over.
āY/N,ā he started, wiping his hands on his robes. āCan I ask you something? Itās kind of important.ā
You turned, brows raised. āOf course.ā
And right as he opened his mouthā
BOOM.
The explosion was so loud half the class hit the floor. Green smoke burst from Seamusā cauldron and rained boiling potion everywhere.
You shrieked and yanked Ron down behind your desk as people screamed and Slughorn came barrelling back in with his wand raised.
Ron just lay there, heart pounding, potion goo in his hair, staring at the ceiling.
Maybe fate really hated him.
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Attempt #5 ā The Final Straw
Which leads him to tonight.
The common room was quiet, wrapped in that gentle, sleepy hush that only came after a long day. The fire had burned down low, casting a warm amber glow across the walls and flickering shadows along the floor. The distant wind outside howled softly through the castle stone, but inside, everything was still.
You were curled up in your favorite armchair by the hearth, a blanket wrapped loosely around your legs, the glow of the flames painting golden hues across your skin. Your book lay open in your lap, one hand lazily turning the pages as your eyes scanned the textābut Ron could tell you werenāt really reading. You looked peaceful. Content. Like you belonged there.
He stood at the top of the dormitory stairs, frozen. Just⦠looking at you.
You always looked beautiful to him, but in that moment, you looked almost unreal. Maybe it was the firelight, maybe it was the quiet, or maybe he was just too far gone. But he knew then and thereāhe couldnāt wait another bloody second.
Ron muttered to himself under his breath. āOkay. No Peeves. No Hermione. No Seamus blowing anything up. Just say it.ā
His feet carried him forward like they had a mind of their own, the soft soles of his slippers brushing across the rug as he approached. You heard him coming, and when you looked up, your lips curled into a sleepy, familiar smile.
āHi, Ron,ā you said softly.
He sank down beside you on the armrest, the warmth of your body already creeping into his side. He smiled back, but his heart was racingāhis mouth dry. He tried to gather the words heād been holding in for what felt like forever.
His voice came out quieter than he meant it to. āY/Nā¦ā
You tilted your head slightly, your book forgotten.
āIāve been trying to ask you out,ā he said, eyes fixed on the fire, then on his hands, then finally back to you. āFor weeks, actually.ā
You blinked, amused. āI know.ā
That threw him. āYou do?ā
You gave him a lookāfond and teasing. āRon, youāve asked me like six times. You just never got to the end.ā
He groaned and buried his face in one hand. āBloody hell, Iām pathetic.ā
āNo,ā you said gently, brushing his hand away so you could see him. āJust a bit cursed, maybe.ā
He laughed, but it was nervous. āI didnāt mean to mess it up so many times. But something always happened, yāknow? Peeves. Hermione. Exploding cauldrons..ā
Ron let out a breath, rubbing the back of his neck. āBut I meant it. Every time. I just wanted to say⦠I like you. A lot more than I know how to explain. And I want to take you to Hogsmeade, and walk you back, and maybeāI dunnoākiss you. Once. Maybe more. Probably a lot more.ā
Your lips quirked. āJust once?ā
He chuckled nervously. āOkay, yeah. Definitely more.ā
Your hand slid down to his, fingers threading through his warm, calloused ones. āGood.ā
And that was it.
No interruptions. No explosions. No bloody chaos.
Just you. And him.
He leaned ināslowly, hesitantlyābut you met him halfway.
The kiss was soft at first, like testing the edge of something delicate. His lips brushed yours, unsure, almost like he didnāt quite believe it was really happening. But you responded instantly, your hand curling into the front of his jumper as you deepened it, pulling him closer.
And once you kissed him backāreally kissed himāRon stopped thinking altogether.
His hands cradled your face, thumbs brushing your cheeks as though you were something fragile and precious. He tasted like spearmint and nervous hope, and you thoughtāfinally. The world faded around you. There was only the warmth of the fire, the sound of his breath, and the soft little noise you made when he kissed you like he meant it.
When you finally broke apart, both of you slightly breathless, your noses brushed. Your eyes fluttered open, and you stared at him with the softest look heād ever seen.
āTook you long enough,ā you whispered, lips still barely touching his.
He rested his forehead against yours and laughed, cheeks pink, heart thundering. āYeah,ā he breathed. āBut it was worth it.ā
And then, without hesitation, he kissed you againāonce, twice, three timesāslow, lingering kisses that made your toes curl and your fingers twist in his jumper like you never wanted to let go.
Because maybe, after all this time⦠you wouldnāt have to.
George has liked you for years without realizing that you like him back. When the Yule Ball enters the picture he sees this as an opportunity- though, perhaps not one he will take.
CW: Ravenclaw reader / mutual pining / fluff on fluff / not spell-checked
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"Did you see that in class?" George looks to his brother as they follow the swarm of black cloaked students leaving their Charms class. Everyone was rushing to exit what was an unusually boring lecture and set their sights on more interesting things, such as the dance that was encroaching upon them.Ā
"Gideon's new hair? Yeah, mate," Fred nods, weaving through a group of Durmstrang boys. "Bowl cut looks horrendous on him."
"I think one of the house elves cut it," George snickers before regaining himself, backtracking to the point he meant to make. "Wait- no. I mean to say, she was looking at me in class."
Fred had heard of this crush of his day and night, long and often. "Congratulations, so did Flitwick, now you have a pick."
"Listen- I'm not joking. She was looking at me, and I looked back, so she looked away. That means something, right?"
"It means she's scared of you."
"Oh, yeah, terribly funny you are," George says, narrowly escaping a collision in the sea of classmates.
"And you are the last to notice this." Each day Fred thought George was over you was another day he was proven wrong. George had liked you since their third year, when you sat at the table beside him in potions. He could easily talk anyone's ear off, but he hadn't spoken a word to you- he was much too shy, and every time he tried, the words had caught in his throat before they could reach you.
There was a lot that he liked about you; your pragmatic way of speech, how well you suited your house colours of blue and bronze, he thought you gentle when explaining things to your friends, and your laughter light as air. Most of all, he loved the way you smelled- the scent of vanilla body spray, rose water face cream, and some sweet-smelling lip gloss. It had overwhelmed him completely in the process of making Amortenia.
He was haunted by the melody of your voice answering questions in Charms.
His thoughts stop entirely as a scene plays out before him and Fred. A Durmstrang boy, tall and bulky as the minotaur, bends down and places a ginger kiss onto the hand of a Syltherin girl. She brushes a long dark strand of hair behind her ear using her free hand.
"Will you do me the honour of attending the ball with me?" He looks up at her through his brows. Her friends stand behind her, squealing for her to say yes.
"Yes," She nods eagerly, and the boy fights a grin on his face.Ā
"I look forward to it," He plants one more kiss on the back of her hand and leaves with the bow of his hat. His friends follow in tow, smacking him on the shoulder and hyping him up, striding right past the twins.
"Suppose we're meant to be finding a date," George says, watching the girls huddle amongst one another.
"I refuse to get on one knee; this is my last good pair of dress pants."Ā
"You don't own any good pairs of dress pants."
"What are you looking at then?" Fred challenges.
George's eyes rake him up and down, taking in the unruly appearance of his brother, whose uniform was not completely there. "I'm looking at a git with a tear on his knee."
Fred looks down immediately and surely finds a small rip in the black fabric of his leg. He groans, "Great, now I've got to ask mum to mend them."
"What a death sentence." His eyes follow a couple with their hands clasped, laughing amongst themselves. "Who are you taking to the dance?"
"I'll ask Angelina."
"Angelina?-
"And I don't need to ask who you want to take," He winks playfully. "Haven't made a move yet, from what I've heard. Have you spoken to her at all? That's a good place to start."
"We have spoken," George retorts. While it wasn't a lie, it seemed to stretch the truth. He had spoken to you, sure, but the conversation consisted of you asking if he had any spare parchment and George quickly handing it over while a jumble of incoherence fell from his lips.
"Go on and ask her out, then." Fred gestures to the happy syltherin girl before them.
"I can't," He shudders, "Not publicly like that, risk a lifetime of ridicule and a possible head injury.
Fred cast him a sideways look. "And yet, somehow, I think you'd survive. You've been pining for years, Georgie. If embarrassment hasn't killed you yet, rejection won't either."
George groaned, raking a hand through his hair. "I'm not pining."
"You are pining. You, brother, are a pine tree shedding your pinecones all over me.
"Alright, blimy, I get it."
"Then do it!" Fred urges.
George considers the possibilities. You could accept his invitation, and the two of you would have a great night. You might deny him such pleasure and send him into a deep spiralling depression that petrifies him upon the notion of asking another girl out. "How?"
"How?" Fred repeats, sputtering and looking around to be sure George was speaking to him. "How? Well, of course, you are going to keep avoiding her and never speak a word and graduate, then years later hear of someone else marrying her."
George frowns, "I don't like the sound of that."
"Then man up, do something, please." Fred gives his brother a firm slap on the shoulder.
"I'm manly enough as I am." George shrugs Fred's hand off him.Ā
"Only because you look like me, you're sort of piggybacking off my masculinity."
"You're piggybacking off my grades."
"I'm co-opting."
"That's the same thing."
"Not the point," Fred waves him off. "You ought to pluck up some courage and ask her out before someone else does. I will not be sharing my date with you when you wallow."
He turns his head, eyes trailing back down the hall to his charms class. For a moment, he juggles with the potential outcomes and finally draws to one conclusion: "Tomorrow, I'll catch her before we leave class."
ąŖāā“
George had not caught you before he left class. In fact, you had left before it even ended, being tasked with aiding preparations for the Yule Ball. Now he was rushing through his assignment as if it would make the class end faster.Ā
He was still running off an adrenaline high from the fantasies he projected in his mind the night prior to how swave he may be whilst asking to accompany you to the ball. In that head of his, he was a proper gentleman, and you accepted his invitation with eagerness.Ā
"Oi," Fred nudges him, his voice a low whisper, "What are you buzzing for?"
"I'm going to ask her out," He states, quill shaking against parchment.
Fred swivels his head, looking amongst the rows of students stuffed in hardwood chairs. "Mate, she's not even here."
"Well, yes. I know this, but I'm going to go find her."Ā
"Sounds... dangerous on her end," Fred mutters.
"Dangerous?" George furrows his eyebrows down at his ink-soaked sheets of scribbles. "Elaborate."
"You're wound awfully tight, wouldn't want to see you unravel. Are you sure this isn't another one of your delusions?"
"Just yesterday you were in full support of my delusion."
"Who said I was opposed to it?" Fred asks, "I think it's brave of you."
"Alright, taunt me now, but you'll be sorry when I've got the best looking date."
"Right, and are you aware how close that is?"
"You're not helping."
"I'm motivating," Fred corrects, eyes glinting with mischief. "Besides, we both know you'll choke the moment she looks at you. You'll forget your name, or worse, hers."
George drops his quill and stares blankly at the parchment in front of him. "She knows my name."
"Does she?" Fred tilts his head in mock sympathy. "Remind me, which of the Weasley twins do you think she thinks you are?"
"Fred."
"I'm only saying," he shrugs, "if she thinks she's been smiling at me all this time, that's bound to get awkward."
George exhales sharply through his nose, eyes narrowing. "You're insufferable."
Far off, Flitwick babbles of something, all George catches is his sentence, "That concludes the lesson today-
George shut his book closed in an instant, jamming his papers inside, quill and ink tucked into his pocket. He stood fast while Flitwick floundered upon the sight, he had seen George eager to leave class, but never so hungry to cross the threshold of his lesson.
"Mr. Weasley-Ā
Flitwick began, but George was long gone, long legs carrying him fast away from his studies and hopefully to you.Ā
Geore's shoes thumped against marble floors, his bag bouncing against his hip, quill ink bleeding faintly through his pocket. He barely heard Fred's cackling fade behind him before he was halfway down the corridor, heart hammering like a snare drum.
He could still see it all in his mind's eye: your startled but delighted smile when he asked; the way you would maybe laugh softly, say, tell him you would love nothing more. It was all so clear that he nearly crashed straight into a group of Hufflepuffs rounding the corner.
"Sorry! Terribly sorry- coming through, urgent romantic business!" he called over his shoulder, not slowing in the slightest.
A first-year squeaked as he leapt over her dropped quills, narrowly missing a Filch bucket brimming with murky water.Ā
He took the moving staircases two at a time, scanning every landing for a glimpse of blue and bronze. "Where would she be? Decorations... ribbons... sparkly things..." he muttered under his breath, skidding into the next corridor.
"Mr. Weasley!" Professor Sinistra's sharp voice rang out as he burst through the door of the Astronomy Tower classroom. The students turned mid-lesson to watch him freeze in the doorway, panting.
"Er- wrong floor. My mistake. Carry on!"
He gave a half-hearted salute, backing out as Sinistra's eyes narrowed.
"You could knock, you know!" she snapped, but he was already gone again, sprinting down the steps, muttering apologies to anyone he passed. "Ten points from Gryffindor!" She called after him as he took another quick exit. He had lost his house hundreds of points in his years, what was ten more?
He caught sight of Angelina halfway along the corridor and nearly collided with her.
"Oi, have you seen-" he panted, "-you know, Ravenclaw, helps with decorations, bit shorter than me, smells like- er-never mind. The dance committee business, where's that at?"
"Hell would I know?" Angelina frowns at him, dark eyebrows knit.
"Right- thanks," George continues on his pursuit, his pace a rigid strut. George nearly collides with the doorframe as he skids to a stop, chest heaving from the sprint through the castle. The placard beside the door readsĀ Authorized Students Only. He knocks anyway, too impatient to care about protocol.
The door swings open, and there stands Hazel, sleeves rolled to her elbows and a clipboard tucked under her arm. She raises a brow. "Oh, you," she steps partly into the doorway like a guard at a gate. "You're not supposed to be in here. We're very busy."
"I just need a word," George says quickly, his grin lopsided and breathless. "Just a moment, promise. Won't take long."
"We've got enough volunteers-
"Erm, no-" George cranes his neck to peek over her shoulder. "I'm looking for a girl, Ravenclaw, I think she's helping-
Hazel tightens her grip on the clipboard and squares her shoulders, blocking his view. "Everyone in here is helping, Weasley."
"Yes, yes, that's all very noble, but I really must-" He ducks to one side, spotting a flash of familiar hair near the back of the room- you, bent over a table, carefully charming the candle arrangements to float in even lines. His stomach tightens.
"There!" He points, the word bursting out before he can stop it. "That's her! I'll be two ticks, just let me-"
Hazel plants a firm hand on his chest. "Out," she says, in the same tone McGonagall uses when he's crossed the line at last.
"Hazel, please-"
"Rules are rules," she says primly. "Manage your time better, mate."
"But-"
She shuts the door in his face, and George is left to stare at the spruce panel before him. He wanted to bang again, but that wasn't a very good look. What would you think of him then? With his head hung low, all courage vanished, he takes this one as a loss and at a normal pace peruses back down the hall.Ā
Ā Hazel struts back over to your table, continuing on sorting through dozens of ornaments, all golden, white, and silver- seemingly ancient. You thought they must've been used for dances centuries ago with the thick layers of dust on them.
As Hazel settles back into her task, you fight the words to ask, but your nosiness once again gets the best of you, "What did he want?"
She looks up at you, face indifferent, bored even. "He was looking for you, actually."
You froze, the candles you had charmed to levitate dropping and rolling off the table, hitting the ground with a thump. "Me?"Ā
You had long had a crush on George. In your mind, you always assumed George didn't care for you. He and his brother were both impossible, extroverted, and you thought that you kept to yourself a bit too much for his liking.
On the off chance you tried to speak to him, you were either outright ignored or shut down in an instant. You had gushed to your friends about him while they booed and told you to move on, less supportive of this specific endeavour. You knew well the heart wants what it wants and that your crush on George would not be going anywhere, anytime soon.
"Yeah," Hazel says, eyes focusing back onto her mission, "I told him you two can sort it out later."
"You didn't think to tell me?" You press.
Hazel shrugs, "He's just being a bug, he's always going off on some kinda stunt." That's why you liked him, he seemed so easygoing, oddly the calmer of the two Weasley twins, despite all the ruckus he still falls into.
"Well, I care to know," You abandon your candles, wand clutched in hand, you storm across the room. Maybe he was still waiting outside. This was eating you alive.Ā
When you push the door open, there is no tall ginger boy waiting outside for you, only students rushing to make it to their final classes of the day, some stroll leisurely without a care for being late. You take a step out and let the door shut behind you, walking down one length of the corridor before turning and going down the other. You give up hope and slink back to the committee room.
ąŖāā“
The sky above Hogsmeade was a muted grey that brought with it a strange sense of comfort while students and residents bundled up in their warmest clothes to visit the shops. The cold air carried through the scent of cinnamon and firewood. George elbowed Fred, who was cackling already at the string of jokes his brother had spoken. Just when he prepares to make another one, his words falter, stopped in his throat completely as his eyes fixate on one spot.
"Fred."
Fred kept walking, clutching his ribs to aid the pain of laughter as it fizzled out. "What?"
"Fred."
"What?"Ā
George grabbed his sleeve and spun him around so abruptly that a passing third-year nearly dropped their butterbeer. "Look," George hissed, pointing toward the window of Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions.
You stood in front of a velvet sofa, your friends all fawning at the sight of you, the shopkeeper fussing over the hem of a dress that shimmered like fresh cream under candlelight. It wasn't flashy, no sequins, no sparkles, but it fit you, soft and simple, and when you smiled, twirling slightly to show the movement of the flouncy skirt, George thought he might actually be sick.
"Oh, bloody hell," Fred muttered. "You've got that look."
George didn't even hear him. His expression was all wide eyes and parted lips, "Fred, I might be ill."
"I'm ill, that's certain," He grumbles.Ā
George's smile falters upon the realization that you were trying on a ball gown. "She's trying that on for the ball. She's got a date then, does she? Oh- blimey, Fred, what if someone's asked her out already?"
"Then you missed your million chances to do it yourself."
George groaned, dragging his hands down his face. "I'm doomed." Inside the shop, you twirled once in the mirror, the skirt catching the light. You laughed at something your friend said, speaking animatedly, and George swore his knees went weak. One of your friends, Hazel, follows you into the dressing room to help you take off the intricate garment as Madam Malkin slips away to ring you up.Ā
Fred let out an exaggerated groan that startled nearby birds. "Alright. I've had it. You're pathetic."
George tore his gaze from the shop window. "What?"
"You heard me," Fred said, already marching toward Madam Malkin's. "I'm not spending another afternoon watching you yearn from behind glass like some pervert. You're going in there."
"I most certainly am not!" George protested, tripping after him. "Fred, don't you dare-"
"Oh, I dare," Fred tossed back over his shoulder, pushing open the door with the force of a man on a mission. "You're buying a tie."
"I don't need a tie!" George hissed, trying to plant his feet.
"You do if you're taking someone to the ball," Fred said cheerfully. "Now come on, before you burst into tears."
The shop bell jingled as they entered, warm air wrapping around them, thick with the smell of fabric and lavender polish. Madam Malkin looked up from behind the counter, blinking at them through her half-moon spectacles.
"Back again, Mr. Weasley?" she asked.
Fred grinned. "Ah, you remember me."
"Hard to forget," She shrugs.
George shot his twin a glare. "We're just looking-"
"-for a tie!" Fred interrupted, slapping a hand on George's shoulder. "My brother here's desperate for one. Something elegant, if you will."
Madam Malkin raised a brow. "Colour preference?"
Fred pretended to think, tapping his chin. "Something to match the dress that dress, I reckon." Fred narrows his eyes, pointing past the racks of fine-tailored clothing to where you stood just outside the fitting room, the dress you had on, now folded neatly in your arms.
"Oh! Are you two going together?" Madam Malkin's face softens, her voice drawing your attention. You lift your head up, staring dead at the twins, trying to make sense of the situation
Your gaze had found him- properly found him- and in that moment, every clever, charming word he'd rehearsed in his head for weeks turned to smoke as his body fell rigid.
"Go on, lover boy," Fred whispered through a grin that could rival a Cheshire cat. "Here's your big moment."
George's voice came out an octave too high. "No, no, we're not- I mean- not yet- I mean- not ever- well, possibly- I mean- it depends-"
You blinked. "What?"
Fred slapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud. Madam Malkin, entirely oblivious to the mortal crisis unfolding before her, smiled pleasantly. "Well, she does look lovely in that gown."
George's heart thudded in his throat. "Yes! I mean- she does. You do. Look lovely. In general. Not just- not that you don't always-" He winced, feeling his soul leave his body. "Shit."
You bit your lip to hide a laugh, eyes flicking shyly down. "Thank you," you say, just as nervous as George, only more composed.Ā
Fred was beaming, rocking back on his heels like he was front row at a play. "My brother was actually just saying he's been dying to-"
"Is that the dress?" Hazel peeps up from the couch. "We need to head back soon if we want to meet McGonagall on time."
"Oh- right," You snap out of your George-induced trance, "I suppose it is."
Hazel was on her feet before George could summon another word, snatching your parcel from the counter and thrusting it into your arms with practiced precision. "Perfect! You've tried it, loved it, bought it, and now we've got to fly," she announced, tone brisk and final.
Your other friends gathered their things in a flurry of chatter and wool scarves, all too preoccupied to notice the way you lingered, your eyes darting toward George, who looked about two seconds away from melting into the floorboards.
"Wait- Hazel-" you started, clutching the parcel to your chest, voice small beneath the bustle.
Hazel didn't slow. "Come on, Professor McGonagall will have our heads if we're late." She gave a polite nod to Madam Malkin, ignored Fred's smirk, and began steering you firmly toward the door.
George panicked, his brain short-circuiting as you turned halfway back to him. "I- um!" he blurted, stumbling over his own feet to catch your attention. "Can I talk to you for a moment?"
You stopped for a heartbeat, halfway out the door, your cheeks pink with either embarrassment or the cold. You tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, a soft smile on your face. "I've actually had something I've been meaning to ask."
It was that smile, your eyes as sharp as knives and your face softer than snow, he would've asked you right then had Hazel not tugged your sleeve sharply. "We're going, now," she hissed under her breath, shooting George a look that could've curdled milk.
And just like that, you were gone, swept into the swirl of chatter and laughter as the door swung shut behind you, the bell chiming its little goodbye.
For a long moment, the only sound was the quiet swish of fabric and the creak of floorboards as George stood frozen, staring after you like someone who'd just witnessed a miracle slip through his fingers.
Fred crossed his arms, a grin spreading wide. "Well," he drawled, "you nearly had her, mate."
George blinked, dazed. "Did I?"
"No."
ąŖāā“
The snow had fallen thick overnight, a new layer of sleet adorning the already frigid castle. The courtyard glimmered beneath the winter sun; it was quiet as everyone trailed down to Hogsmeade aside from two ginger boys, bathing in their muffled laughter.Ā
"Alright, watch it with that bit." George says, shoving Fred's hand away, "Be gentle, it's not Ron." George ordered, holding up the lopsided middle section of their snowman as Fred attempted to balance the top.
"I'm incredibly gentle. Why, I am so gentle I don't even leave footprints in the snow."
"I always knew we had an invisible triplet," George shakes his head at the large tracks they had left in the snow.
"Mum never told you?" Fred teases. "Clearly, she has a favourite."
"And it's Ginny," George answers.
"Maybe you'd be the favourite if you weren't sighing and moaning every five seconds."
"I am not sighing or moaning. I am simply mourning the loss of what could've been the greatest love of my life."
"You are sighing," Fred said. "Loudly. I'm not enjoying this. It's like building a snowman with Snape, and he's long given up on life."
George scowled. "Maybe I have."
Fred stilled, half-smile fading into something quieter. "You really think she's going with someone else?"
George shrugged, reaching for a stick to use as an arm. "She was trying on a dress, Fred. What else would that mean? I took too long. Someone else probably got there first."
Fred leaned on the snowman, arms folded, watching his brother jab twigs into the figure's sides. "You're assuming a lot, you know."
"I'm being realistic."
"You're moping around like you've been dumped and you still haven't even talked to her."
"I'm much too melancholy to; she'll smell the sadness on me and run away."Ā
"I doubt she'll smell it over your natural stench."
They fell quiet for a bit, focusing on the snowman and letting their twin telepathy speak for them. Fred would like to say the snowman was taking shape, but in truth, it wasn't. It was crooked, snow patched on in odd spots to keep its structural integrity.
"Wow," George says, "Looks ghastly."
"And I think he's going to get a date before you."
George opened his mouth to make a retort when a snowball hit him square in the shoulder, and all he said was "Ow!" He froze, turning slowly as a splatter of white slid down his coat. Fred was already laughing before George could say anything.
"Oh, that's stunning," Fred wheezed. "Didn't even see it coming-"
Another snowball sailed through the air and clipped George right in the back of the head, and then one into Fred's chest.
That did it.
"Oh, now it's war," George said, brushing snow out of his hair and scanning the castle's arched windows. His eyes narrowed. "Where'd that come from?"
Fred cupped his hands around his mouth and called out toward the high stone walls. "Show yourself, coward! You've angered a Weasley!"
A third snowball whizzed down and hit Fred in the face, cutting off his laughter with a splutter.
George frowned. "Guess they don't like gingers."
Fred wiped snow off his nose. "Go avenge me."
George was already headed toward the entrance of the castle. He remembered the exact window balcony he was a snowball was propelled from and he was headed right for it. He climbed the steps two at a time, boots squeaking on the stone, and slipped through the heavy oak door into the corridor.
Cold air followed him in, leaving a trail of melting snow behind as he scanned the hallway. The tall windows framed the courtyard below, the perfect vantage point for a snowball ambush. He crept forward, listening for movement. The muffled sound of giggling reached his ears before he saw anyone. Peering around a corner, he caught sight of three girls ducked below the sill, hands full of half-formed snowballs.
You were among them, all laughter and wool sweater. You were covering your mouth to stifle a laugh, cheeks pink from the cold, a stray snowflake still caught in your hair. "Hi." You squeak, smile still wide. George's breath caught in his throat. For a second, he forgot why he was there at all.
George folded his arms, feigning his most serious expression, though not one person believed it. "I'm afraid this is a grave matter," he said solemnly. "You've assaulted a student, defied a prefect in spirit, and damaged a snowman of great national importance."
Your friend snorted, "You built that lumpy thing."
"Watch your tone," George shot back, pointing at her. "Or I'll double your sentence." You were laughing now, trying to hide it behind your scarf, but the slight shake and muffled giggles gave you away. George turned back to you, lowering his voice. "You especially, miss. You're the prime suspect."
"Oh, am I?" you teased, matching his tone, lilt light with laughter.
"'Fraid so," he said, stepping closer. "And I take these things very seriously. So, if you'd come with me, we can discuss your punishment privately."
You stand up, swiping some snow off your trousers and following George, your heartbeat quickening with every step. The hallways fell quiet once you rounded the corner away from all of the chatter. He rubbed the back of his neck, trying to ignore how loud his heartbeat was in his ears. "I must admit this was mostly for dramatic effect. I'm not going to arrest you."
"What a relief, I don't have a lawyer."
"I do need to ask why you are assaulting me and my well-loved snowman."
"Well, I've heard a rumour," You say, coyly despite all the nerves that stood on end.
"A rumour? Do tell."
"I couldn't; it may shatter you."
"Then you must tell me. What?"
You bite your lip for a moment, grinning, "That you really, desperately want to ask me out."
George froze. For once, his mouth, usually so quick and full of quips, betrayed him entirely. His freckles stood out stark against the pink rapidly creeping up his face. "I- er- well, that's a bold rumour," he managed, his voice cracking halfway through.
You laughed softly, tilting your head. "No denial?"
He blinked at you, caught between a smirk and panic. "Well, I'd hate to spread misinformation. Doesn't follow my family values." You grinned, and the sight of it seemed to knock what little sense he had left right out of his head. "Alright," he started, rubbing the back of his neck again, "maybe there's... a bit of truth to that rumour. A small bit. A rather enormous bit, if I'm honest."
You took a step closer, close enough that he caught the faint scent of snow and something warm- like cinnamon and parchment. "I really thought I would have to suffocate you with snowballs to get a confession."
"Please don't," he said quickly, though he was smiling now, lopsided and flustered. "I'm trying very hard to be suave right now."
"Suave?" you teased. "You just threatened me."
"Ah, yes, part of my charm. I'm going for intimidating yet approachable."
You laughed again, soft and airy. The flakes of snow rested gently on your head, and it made him all the more sure of his decision that he had made years ago. He liked you, terribly, desperately, hungrily. He couldn't dare ask another to the dance because he knew there would be no replacement for you.Ā
"Alright, then," he said, quieter this time. "Since we're on the topic of confessions, and I've already humiliated myself thoroughly, would you... Want to go to the ball with me?"
You pretended to think for half a second, tapping your chin. "Hmm. I'll have to consult the lawyer I donāt have."
"Very funny."
"I mean," you added, letting your grin soften, "if you're asking nicely..."
He straightened, mock formality returning for a moment. "Miss," he said with an exaggerated bow, "would you do me the great honour of accompanying me to the Yule Ball?"
You dipped in a tiny, teasing curtsey. "I'd love to."
He blinked, then lit up like the castle itself had turned on all its candles at once. "You- really?"
"Really," You confirm.Ā
"You're joking," He says, dumbfounded.
"I never joke," You shake your head.
"So, honestly, you'll go with me?" His tone is earnest, eyes widened in disbelief.
"Are you high?" You laugh, furrowing your eyebrows.
Summary: When you thought your longtime crush, Fred, had feelings for another girl, but all along the girl was you
Warning: no use of y/n
Cw: you fell first, he fell harder
Wc: 3k+
You could remember everything about him, the way his hair fell across his forehead, the precise shade of brown in his eyes, the easy way he moved through the corridors like he owned them.
He was one of those boys who just stood out. Red hair, bright smile, the kind of person who made people laugh without even trying. He and his twin brother George were always getting into trouble, always laughing about something. They were the kind of boys that everyone had a crush on. You read books, baked pastries, and spent your free time in the library or the Hufflepuff kitchens. You read books in the corner and didn't really talk to anyone.
Except then you developed feelings for Fred Weasley, and suddenly nothing felt safe anymore.
It started small. A glance across the Great Hall. Noticing when he walked into a room. Looking at him across the Great Hall when you thought nobody was watching. The way your heart did a stupid flip whenever he laughed. The way he smiled when George said something stupid, and your best friends Lily and Maya knew about your small crush.
Your friends didn't understand.
"You have to tell him," Lily said for the hundredth time, stirring a cup of tea in the common room. It was a Saturday afternoon, and you were supposed to be studying for Potions, but instead you were listening to Lily and Maya stage an intervention about your love life.
"I'm not telling him anything," you said firmly, not looking up from your Potions textbook. The words swam in front of your eyes, refusing to make sense.
"Why not?" Maya demanded. She was sprawled across the armchair next to you, legs dangling over one arm. "Worst case scenario, he says no and you move on. Best case scenarioā"
"There is no best case scenario," you interrupted. "There's only the scenario where I humiliate myself in front of a boy I barely know."
"You do know him," Lily insisted. "You sit next to him in Herbology."
"I sit near him," you corrected. "I don't know him."
Maya asked from the armchair,"Come on, what's the worst that could happen?".
"He could laugh at me. Or worse, he could be nice about it, which is somehow worse than laughing. Or he could tell everyone and suddenly everyone knows I have a crush on Fred Weasley." You felt your face get hot just thinking about it. "I'm not doing it."
"You already had one conversation with him," Lily pointed out. "In Transfiguration. You're not complete strangers."
That conversation. You tried not to think about that conversation, but apparently you'd have to.
It was early in the year, third week of classes. You'd been paired together for a project on transformation. Fred had actually talked to you. Not just about the homework, but actually talked to you. He'd asked your opinion on things. He'd mentioned his dreams about opening a joke shop with George. And you'd managed to say like four sentences before getting so nervous you had to excuse yourself.
It was so embarrassing that you'd been avoiding him ever since.
"You're being a coward," Maya said now, and she wasn't even being mean about it.
You didn't respond because she was right, and you hated when she was right. You were being a coward. But admitting feelings to someone required a level of vulnerability you weren't sure you possessed. What if he laughed? What if he was kind about it, which somehow felt worse than laughing? What if he told everyone, and suddenly your quiet existence was disrupted by pity and awkwardness?
No. It was safer to admire from a distance and imagine scenarios that would never happen. It was safer to pretend you didn't spend an embarrassing amount of time wondering what Fred Weasley was doing, who he was thinking about, whether he'd ever notice someone like you.
"I'm not having this conversation anymore," you announced, standing up. "I'm going to the kitchens. I promised the house elves I'd help with tonight's dessert."
"Of course you did," Lily muttered as you left.
~~~
The kitchens were your sanctuary. The house elvesāTippy, Mop, and Bertāwelcomed you like you were one of them, which was almost true. You'd been spending time here since your second year, learning recipes, perfecting techniques, creating new desserts. It was one of the few places in Hogwarts where you felt completely like yourself.
Tonight you were making chocolate eclairs, your specialty. There was something meditative about baking. Your brain quieted. The anxiety that usually accompanied you through the castle, faded away.
"Smells incredible," Tippy said, peering over your shoulder.
"Thanks," you said, carefully piping cream into the shells. "How many do you think we'll need?"
"For house elves, maybe fifty," Mop joked. "For students, maybe a hundred."
You smiled, concentrating on getting the piping consistent. This was what you understood. Measurements and temperatures and the way ingredients transformed under your hands. Not feelings. Never feelings. Feelings were messy and uncertain and unpredictable.
You were so focused on your work that you almost didn't notice George and Fred entering the kitchens.
Almost.
"Bert said you'd be here," George announced, making himself comfortable on one of the high stools. Fred was behind him, and your stomach performed an awkward flip that you tried very hard to ignore.
"We need sustenance," Fred said, his eyes going straight to your eclairs. "Please tell me those are for us."
"They're for dessert tonight," you said, keeping your eyes on your work. Your cheeks were definitely warm. Why were they here? Fred had never come to the kitchens when you were working before.
"Dessert is hours away," George pointed out. "Surely you could spare one or two for the hardworking students of Gryffindor House."
"You're not hardworking," you said, surprising yourself with your own boldness. "You skipped Divination yesterday."
"We were testing our new Puking Pastilles," Fred said, and you could hear the smile in his voice. "Much more valuable than predicting the future with tea leaves."
Despite yourself, you almost smiled.
"We'll leave you alone," George said eventually, though they didn't actually leave. Instead, they sat at the counter, talking to the house elves and occasionally commenting on your work. You could feel Fred watching you as you worked, and it made your hands slightly shaky, making your piping less perfect, which made you frustrated.
"You're really good at that," Fred said at one point, and you felt your entire face go red.
"Thanks," you said, not looking at him.
Then, they left. George had something to do with Quidditch practice, and Fred went along. You exhaled a breath you didn't know you'd been holding.
"That boy likes you," Mop said knowingly.
"He does not," you said firmly. "He was just being nice."
"House elf knows these things," Tippy insisted. "He looks at you like you're an eclair."
"That's possibly the worst compliment I've ever received," you said, but your heart wasn't really in it. You were too busy trying to convince yourself that Fred Weasley didn't like you, because if he did, that meant you had to do something about it, and you absolutely would not.
Three weeks later, you were walking back from the library with a stack of books when you heard Fred's voice coming from an empty classroom. You should have kept walking. But you didn't.
"āshe's so pretty," Fred was saying. "Like, she has this look where she's thinking really hard about something, and it's just... she's beautiful,"
Your stomach dropped. He was talking about a girl. Of course he was.
"And she's funny," he continued. "Not like, trying to be funny. She just says these things that make me laugh. And she's really smart, but she doesn't like, brag about it or anything."
"So basically you're completely in love," George said, and you could hear him laughing.
Fred continues on,"She's not even trying to be impressive, but somehow everything she does is impressive. The way she concentrates on things. The way she makes these little focused expressions when she's thinking. And she's so shy, but not in an annoying way, you know? It's like..."
"Mate, you're absolutely smitten," George said,"Are you going to tell her?"
"I don't even know how to start," Fred said, sounding frustrated. "She barely talks to me. That one time in Transfiguration she looked like I was going to murder her."
That's when you stepped back and accidentally kicked a suit of armor. The noise echoed through the hallway and your heart literally stopped.
You didn't wait to see if they came out. You just started walking really fast, then almost running, back to the Hufflepuff common room.
By the time you got there, your eyes were burning and your chest felt tight. Angelina. He liked Angelina. Of course he did. Everyone liked Angelina.
Lily found you sitting alone in the corner of the common room.
"You look sad," she said, sitting down next to you.
"Fred likes someone," you said, and your voice cracked a little. "I heard him talking to George. He's in love with her. Or getting there. And it's not me."
"How do you know it's not you?" Lily asked carefully.
"Because he said she was pretty and funny and smart, and that's... that's not me. That's Angelina." You felt tears start to come and you hated it. "And that's fine. That's good. Now I can stop thinking about him and just move on."
You hated how bitter you sounded. "So. Disaster averted. I never have to tell him anything because he's already interested in someone else."
"That doesn't sound like a disaster averted," Lily said carefully. "That sounds like a disaster."
"It's fine," you insisted, even though it really, truly wasn't.
Over the next week, you managed to avoid Fred completely. You sat on the opposite side of Herbology class, changed your route to the kitchens, and even skipped a Hogsmeade weekend because you were afraid of running into him. It was exhausting and ridiculous and you hated yourself for it, but you couldn't seem to help it.
~~~
The worst part was that you started noticing Fred with Angelina. The way they talked in the hallways. The way he looked at her. And it hurt in a way that was almost physical.
So you did what you always did when you were sad or nervous,you baked.
You were in the kitchens on Friday evening, making chocolate croissants, when Tippy approached you with an unusual expression.
"You have a visitor," the house elf said.
"I'm not expecting anyone," you said, not looking up from your dough.
"He's waiting by the entrance," Tippy said meaningfully.
Your hands froze. "He?"
But Tippy had already disappeared, and you had a pretty good idea who the "he" was. You considered ignoring it, just staying in the kitchens until he went away. But that was cowardly, and you were tired of being a coward.
Fred was leaning against the wall near the kitchens entrance, looking nervous in a way you'd never seen him look before. He had his hands shoved in his pockets and his hair was messy, like he'd been running his hands through it.
"Hi," he said when he saw you.
"Hi," you replied carefully.
"I've been trying to catch you all week," he said. "You're very good at disappearing."
"I've been busy," you said, which was a lie, and you were pretty sure he knew it was a lie.
"Look, I'm just going to say this because if I don't say it now I never will," Fred said, running a hand through his hair again. "I like you. Like, actually like you. And I know we've barely talked, and I know this is probably sudden and weird, but I heard you at the Transfiguration Project that one time, and you were so thoughtful about everything, and then I kept seeing you in the kitchens, and you're so focused and careful and you make these little expressions when you're concentrating, andā"
He stopped abruptly.
Your brain had stopped working somewhere around "I like you."
"The girl you were describing to George," you said slowly.
Fred's face went red. "How did youāoh no. Did you hear that? You heard that. You heard me talking to George. That's why you've been avoiding me."
"I thought you were describing Angelina," you said, which sounded incredibly stupid even as you said it.
"Angelina?" Fred looked genuinely confused. "Why would I be describing Angelina? I don't even know Angelina that well."
"You assumed I had a crush on Angelina, so you've been avoiding me all week?"
"I didn't know she wasn't the girl!" you said defensively. "I just knew I wasn't going to be any competition for her, so I figured I might as well accept it and move on."
Fred took a step closer to you. "You're completely insane if you think I'd pick Angelina over you."
"You don't even know me," you said, but your heart wasn't in it anymore.
"I want to," Fred said earnestly. "I've wanted to for months. I tried in Transfiguration, but you looked like I was going to murder you, so I figured I'd give you space. But I like you. And I know you're shy and quiet and you'd probably rather be literally anywhere else right now, but I had to tell you."
You stood there, dripping dough on your hands, looking at Fred Weasley, and realized that he was right. You were shy. You were quiet. And you would have preferred to be literally anywhere else. But at the same time, there was nowhere else you wanted to be.
"I like you too," you said quietly.
Fred's face broke into a smile that was so bright and genuine that you felt your chest constrict. "Yeah?"
"Yeah," you confirmed. "For like... months, apparently."
"So you'll go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend?" he asked. "And maybe I can finally have a real conversation with you that doesn't involve you looking like you're contemplating my possible murder?"
"I can try," you said, and you almost smiled.
He grinned. "I'll take it."
~~~
After that first date, things moved pretty fast. Fred would wait for you after classes. You'd sit together at meals. He started coming to the kitchens more often, and instead of just watching you work, he'd steal kisses and tell you jokes and generally distract you.
But the best part was the easy way Fred accepted you. Your quietness. Your love of baking. Your need for silence and solitude. He never pushed you to be more outgoing or extroverted. He just fit himself into your life, and you fit yourself into his, and somehow it worked.
One afternoon in late, you were in the kitchens working on a batch of cinnamon rolls when Fred appeared.
"These smell incredible," he said, kissing the top of your head.
"They're for tomorrow's breakfast," you said, smiling. "But I might have made extras."
"You're the best," he declared, stealing one off the cooling rack. He bit into it and made a sound of pure contentment. "Mate, these are dangerous. I'm going to marry you just for the baking."
Your heart did a flip at the casual mention of marriage, even though you knew he was joking. Mostly joking. Maybe joking.
"You can't marry someone just for their baking," you said, trying to sound normal even though your entire nervous system was currently malfunctioning.
"Sure I can," Fred said, eating another roll. "It's a perfectly valid reason. Much more practical than the whole 'love' thing everyone talks about."
"You're ridiculous," you said, shaking your head.
"You love it though," he said, and he was right. You did. You loved his ridiculous jokes and his terrible puns and the way he made you laugh at things you'd normally be too shy to find funny.
~~~
You were trying really hard to focus on your assignmentāsomething with dragon's blood and powdered moonstone, you thought. Professor Snape had paired you with Fred, which was either the best or worst thing that could happen depending on how you looked at it.
The problem was that Fred didn't seem interested in focusing on the potion at all.
"You're really pretty when you're concentrating," he said softly, leaning close to you.
Your face went hot immediately. You could feel the blush creeping up your neck, spreading across your cheeks. Around you, other students were working quietly, and you were very aware that Fred was being deliberately distracting.
"Focus on the potion," you said, trying to sound stern but probably just sounding flustered.
"I am focused," he said, his voice all warm and teasing. "I'm focused on you."
"Fred," you said, a warning in your voice, but you were smiling despite yourself.
"What?" he said innocently. "I'm just saying you look cute. Is that a crime?"
Your nervous system went into overdrive. He was looking at you with those warm eyes, that playful smile, and you could feel your heart doing backflips in your chest. Your hands were shaking a little as you stirred the potion.
"You're being distracting," you said, which was maybe the understatement of the century.
"Good," he said, and he reached over to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. "I like distracting you. You get all flustered and it's adorable."
That was it. Your brain short-circuited. Your nervous system took over. Without really thinking about it, you pushed his shoulderājust a little push, just enough to get him to back off and give you some space to breathe.
Except you pushed a little harder than you meant to.
Fred's chair, which he'd been leaning back in, tipped backward. His eyes went wide for just a second before he crashed to the ground with a loud BANG that echoed through the entire classroom.
The whole room went silent.
Everyone turned to stare. Professor Snape looked up from his desk with an expression of pure disdain.
Your face went so red you thought you might actually combust.
"Mr. Weasley," Snape said coldly, his voice dripping with disappointment. "Perhaps you could pay attention to your work instead of flirting with your partner."
"Yes, sir," Fred said, getting up and brushing himself off. He was grinning though, like falling off his chair was the funniest thing that had ever happened to him. "Won't happen again, sir."
You were walking quickly, trying to escape the embarrassment, when Fred caught up with you and grabbed your hand.
"I'm so sorry," you said immediately, your words tumbling over each other. "I didn't mean to push you that hard. I just got nervous and flustered and my body just reacted andā"
"Hey," Fred said, pulling you into a quiet corner near the stairs. "It was hilarious."
"It was mortifying," you said, covering your face with your hands.
"It was both," he said, gently pulling your hands away so he could see your face.
"This isn't funny," you said, but you were already smiling a little.
"It's the funniest thing that's happened to me all week," Fred said seriously. "You pushed me off a chair because I was flirting with you. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen."
"Stop saying adorable," you said, but you were laughing now too.
You hit his shoulder, and he caught your hand and kissed it before pulling you into a hug.
"I love you," he said into your hair.
~~~
Fred would jokingly flirt, just to see you get nervous and push him out of habit.He'd just laugh about it. Once you pushed him into a wall or when you accidentally elbowed him in the ribs.
"You're violent," he'd tease.
"You're distracting," you'd shoot back.
But you were smiling when you said it, and so was he.
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summary: cormac mclaggen doesn't know how to take no for an answer, so your best friend steps in - as your boyfriend
It was nearly impossible to hold in the grunt of annoyance when Cormac approached you in the common room again. You were enjoying time with your friends, cuddled into Ronās side in front of the fireplace, and there he was, yet again. You donāt know when his little obsession with you started, but no matter how hard youāve tried bringing it to an end, McLaggen wonāt relent.
āI told you Iām not interested, McLaggen.ā Cormac froze a couple of feet away from you, replacing the surprised look on his face with an insufferable smirk. Ron glanced up, furrowing his eyebrows at the older boy. He didnāt know Cormac spoke to you much. And then he was instantly hit with a string of thoughts. You told him you werenāt interested? How many times had he come onto you? And how come Ron didnāt know?
āIt doesnāt count if you donāt mean it.ā Cormacās lazy drawl replied, causing you to roll your eyes. āCormac, if I did like you, Iād have said yes the first time you asked me out, and weād probably be on our fifth date by now. So trust me, Iām not interested.ā
Ron tightened the arm around your shoulders, fingers drawing abstract shapes on your skin to soothe you. He averted his gaze from Cormac to the side of your face, frowning at the clench in your jaw. Unconsciously, you huddled closer to Ron, playing with the fabric of his trousers to distract yourself.
āYouāre just playing hard to get. Itās okay to admit you want me.ā
Ron shimmied out from next to you, standing abruptly and taking threatening steps towards Cormac. āAre you hard of hearing McLaggen?ā The boy flinched back in shock at Ronās aggressive tone. āBecause everyone here can clearly tell that sheās not interested in you. So back off.ā
Cormac quickly recovered from Ronās jab, an insolent chuckle leaving his parted lips. āWhat are you, her boyfriend?ā
It went silent for a moment, everyone waiting to hear your best friendās reply to Cormacās question. The ginger squared his shoulders, curtly nodding. āI am, yeah,ā Your eyes flew open in surprise, and you refused to look at anyone else in the friend group, knowing they would have identically teasing smiles on their faces. āSo you should understand why I donāt like seeing a clapped bloke like you flirting with my girlfriend.ā
Ignoring the insult sent his way, Cormac turned his gaze towards you. It wasnāt the usual flirtatious kind, it was dangerous, threatening. āIf you really are dating, why didnāt you tell me?ā āWell maybe if you actually listened to what I have to say every once in a while, you might have heard me mentioning it.ā
You had never mentioned it, obviously. Because you and Ron were in fact not dating.
However, you would be lying if sometimes you didnāt wish you were. For example, nights like these, wrapped in each otherās arms on a couch made for one, or endless hours spent in the library together to finish a single assignment just because you kept getting distracted by each otherās presence.
Ron took one step closer to Mclaggen, their chests almost touching, and he spat āGet out before I see you out, McLaggen.ā With a loud scoff, the older boy turned on his heels and trudged to the other side of the common room, where he slumped down on a couch, eyes still trained on you. Ron turned towards you, eyes instantly softening. You stood up wordlessly, a hand curling around his forearm softly to drag him into an empty study room in the common room.
When the door shut behind Ron, you faced him, bringing both your hands up to cup his jaw as you leaned in closer to him. Just millimetres away from your lips, Ron smiled as he realised what was happening, shutting his eyes as you finally melded your lips onto his. He brought his hands up to rest on the sides of your neck, thumb caressing the skin carefully, lips parting to kiss you deeply.
Your tongue met his between your lips, and you trailed your arms downwards to rest on his chest, lips curling into a wide smile that made it impossible for Ron to continue kissing you. āSorry.ā You mumbled when he broke the kiss. Ron shook his head, a smile as wide as yours, foreheads pressed against each other.
āSo I donāt wanna sound like McLaggen, but-ā
āShut up and go out with me Ron.ā
āHey! I was gonna ask-mmph-ā Ronās complaints were immediately put to rest when you pulled him back in for another kiss, hands tightly curled around his collar. Ron stumbled into you, body pressing against yours as he snaked his hands around your waist, splaying his fingers on the surface of your lower back.
āHogsmeade?ā Ron asked between kisses, keeping you as close to him as possible as he manoeuvred you against a wall. āUh-huh.ā You replied, gasping softly as Ron forced his tongue back into your mouth. Moaning softly, you pushed Ron away from you by the chest, your lips separating with a loud pop.
āSo just to be clear, how long have you liked me for?ā Ronās face flushed a dark red at your question and he instantly reconnected your lips, despite your quiet giggles interrupting you. Twining a hand into Ronās fiery hair, you tugged at his locks so that you had just enough space between your lips to speak.
āLet me guess.ā Ron groaned at your insistence, dropping his head into the crook of your neck. You hummed attentively, trying to make an accurate guess. āIs it-Oh!ā Your words were cut off as Ron began harshly sucking on the skin of your neck, bringing a whimper from between your parted lips.
āOkay, Iāll-fuck Ron.ā And if it wasnāt clear enough that Ronās intent was to distract your mind from guessing heād liked you for years, the smile against your neck told you so.
summary: as hermione's new friend, you and harry are constantly bugging each other any time you're together. however, one day, during training for dumbledore's army, you get injured, causing harry to lash out before promptly carrying you to the infirmary.
word count: 2k
cw: mentions of blood, mostly just fluff, maybe slight angst if you squint hard enough
a/n: yet another lil sfw blurb i wrote between requests <3 hope yall don't mind, might do a part 2 if anyone wants it!
"does she always have to be invited to everything?" harry groans, nodding towards you as you continue trying to steal his scarf. you're both following behind ron and hermione through the snow on the way to hagrid's hut for tea. hermione laughs in response along with you. "yes, she does. it's nice having another girl around." she tells harry, giving you a shy smile. you return the same smile, reaching over to successfully steal harry's scarf from him. "yep, you're stuck with me, potter," you tease him, wrapping the scarf around yourself.
harry rolls his eyes, stealing the scarf back from you. "well, can't you ever bother hermione? your actual friend? or ron? why is it always me?" harry complained as he dodged another attempt at you taking his scarf. "they're not as fun to mess with," you whine, crossing your arms. hermione giggles, giving ron a knowing side-eye that he returns.
you narrow your eyes at their exchange. "what?" you ask them. hermione looks over her shoulder at you with the same smug expression before turning away and giggling again. "hermione," you warn her, uncrossing your arms. she just keeps laughing, only making you more suspicious. "nothing, [y/n]," she tells you sarcastically, shaking her head.
"yeah, mind your business, [y/n]," harry interjects. he flinches when you turn to look at him, making you laugh. "yeah, that's what i thought, potter," you say triumphantly, reaching for his scarf once more.
"seriously?" you ask harry as he takes yet another piece of food off your plate. he's holding back a laugh as he quickly eats it, giving you a devious look. "i asked if you were hungry and you said no! now keep your grubby fingers off my plate," you playfully scold him, pulling your plate closer to you. ron and hermione laugh, giving each other that same knowing look.
"oh i'm not hungry, i just know you hate people taking your food." harry says with a smirk, reaching his hand out again before you smack it away. "ow!" harry exclaims, holding his aching knuckles. "really? you steal my food all the time!"
you're the one smirking this time as you say, "yeah, but it's funny when i do it." taking another bite of your food, harry narrows his eyes at you. he waits for his chance and quickly sneaks another piece of food, successfully stealing it away as you try to stop him. "ha!" he laughs with his mouth full, pointing at you. you give him a look, which makes hermione laugh harder.
"you two are ridiculous," she sighs, taking a bite of her own food. "oh, come on, he started it!" you say with a hand pointed at harry. he pretends to bite your finger and you narrow your eyes at him, reaching to grab the glasses off his face. "no, no, no," harry warns you, frantically grabbing for the glasses to take them from your hands as you lean away from him. "ha!" you repeat after him, pointing at him as you continue pulling away from his grasp. harry leans across the table and nearly falls before he successfully snatches the glasses from your fingers. "ha!" he says again with a cocky smile, sitting down and placing them back on his face.
ron rolls his eyes, taking a sip of his drink. "i agree with hermione. ridiculous." he says with that same knowing smile. harry scoffs, giving ron a look. "whatever," he shrugs him off. "she started it," harry repeats after you, nodding in your direction as he tries to hide his smirk. you roll your eyes at him, but you're hiding the same devious smile.
"late again, ms. [y/l/n]?" harry asks you in a teasing voice as you walk down the hall towards the room of requirement. you rolled your eyes at him. "shut it, potter. just be glad i came." you snap back, giving him a smirk as you pass through the doorway.
harry followed you in, making sure no one was watching behind him. he began the meeting thanking everyone for coming back for yet another round of training for dumbledore's army, and wanted to go over defense tactics again. as he started reviewing all the different spells and wand movements from the week prior, he asked everyone to partner up and work on practicing them again.
the session was going really well, and harry was helping people individually to get the motions perfect. he was just working with a first year student when he heard a yell from behind him, followed by a crash and a crowd of gasps. harry spun on his heel to see hermione running from across the room, dropping her wand in the process. this immediately worried harry more.
he made his way to the gathering crowd in the corner when he heard hermione say your name in exasperation. harry's pace picked up and he pushed himself through the crowd of students urgently.
he found hermione kneeling at your side, blocking his view of you. only your converse-covered feet littered with rubble and dust were visible from his angle. harry quickly rushed to your other side, his stomach dropping at the sight of your unconscious body, freezing completely when he notices blood coming from under your shirt. hermione was checking your breathing and heartbeat and trying to wake you up. harry's shock flipped into anger within a second, turning to the crowd that had gathered around you.
"who did it?" he asked, his tone rough and impatient. everyone stayed quiet hearing how upset harry was. they had never seen him be anything other than shy, kind, and timid.
"well? who was her partner? huh? who the fuck hit her?" harry yells the last part, causing a few students flinch.
"harry. it was an accident." hermione snaps towards him, causing him to look back at her. he's breathing heavily, staring into hermione's narrowed eyes as she holds your hand in hers.
harry's anger subsided, if only for a moment, seeing your shirt start to stain with blood. his anger was replaced with concern, dropping to one knee and picking you up in his arms. "harry," hermione tries to stop him, but harry interrupts her. "i'm taking her to the infirmary now. i'll make up something on the way. send everyone home." he tells hermione in a rushed voice as he carefully adjusts you in his arms, your neck limp as your head falls into harry's chest.
he rushes out of the room, ron holding the doors open for him, giving him a tight smile with worried eyes. "she'll be alright, mate," ron tries to reassure him, but harry's already practically jogging to the hospital wing.
a few hours later the sun has long since set, and you open your eyes to a dark room lined with windows showing the stars outside. you try to sit up in the bed you're lying in and you're immediately hit with an intense wave of pain, making you groan and wince. you notice movement to your right and turn to see harry's sleeping body on a chair pulled up beside your cot. you hadn't even seen him at first, so you were a bit surprised, letting out a gasp at his sudden presence.
this wakes him up, his eyes snapping open towards you and standing from his uncomfortable sleeping position to come to your side. "[y/n]," he says softly, his voice still groggy, hands resting on your shoulders to lay you back down again. you groan again as you lie back, your face twisted in pain. harry winces just the same, moving the pillow under you to better support your neck.
"i know, it's okay, you're okay," he coos. you look at him weirdly, never experiencing this caring side of him so intimately. "what happened?" you ask, glancing at the IV machine attached to your arm. "am i in the infirmary?"
harry sighs, his eyes searching you carefully for any discomfort. "yes, you are. your bloody first year partner hit you with his stupefy and nearly killed you." harry informed you, his voice gradually getting angrier before stopping himself to take a deep breath. "sorry. i didn't mean that. all you got was a concussion, and a nasty scar on your stomach. but, he could've hurt you worse," harry tells you, the anger returning any time he mentions your partner. "i swear to you, [y/n], he's never coming to another practice again. and i don't care if he tells the whole school, that kid is finished."
you can't help but chuckle at how riled up harry is, earning a confused look from him. you shake your head weakly. "it was probably just an accident, potter. no need to pitch a fit." you tell him with that same smirk as always. harry's body relaxes, breathing a sigh of relief at your nonchalant reaction and usual sarcasm making its return. though he wants to roll his eyes at how unaffected you are learning about your injuries, he's too concerned to even pretend to joke.
"wait, how did i get here? i don't even remember walking in," you say in confusion, trying to recall the afternoon. harry awkwardly shifts his weight beside you. "yeah, um, well, i had to carry you." he tells you. you shoot him a look full of confusion, shock, and humor. "you? you carried me across the school?" you ask with an incredulous chuckle. "you were unconscious! and bleeding! i had to get you here quickly." harry defends himself, throwing his arms up.
you laugh and shake your head again, rubbing your face. "since when have you started caring about my well being, potter? i thought i was just a pest to you," you inquire, cocking an eyebrow at harry. he nervously blinks and looks away from you, clearing his throat. "you were under my supervision, didn't want you to sue me or anything." harry says with a smirk, still awkwardly shifting his weight back and forth with his hands in his pockets.
"right," you scoff at him jokingly.
harry sighs, pulling his seat closer to your bed so he can sit down again. "look," he says, his eyes still not quite meeting yours. "i know we joke around a lot, and, y'know, you may even actually annoy me a bit sometimesā¦" he trails off, chuckling to himself. you lightly slap his leg closest to you, holding back your own laugh.
"but, seeing you like that on the ground, seeing the blood, i was terrified. i didn't know if you were okay and that killed me. i don't know what i would've done ifā¦" he trails off again, his voice caught in his throat.
you give harry a sympathetic smile, studying his tired face. he was looking towards the ground, his hair disheveled, glasses hanging low on the bridge of his nose. he looked upset as his eyebrows furrowed together in thought.
"did you stay here all day?" you asked him softly. harry looks up at you with surprise, his eyes studying yours. "yeah," he says simply. you look to your left towards a grandfather clock and see it's nearly 3 in the morning.
you give him another curious look. "harry," you start to say, but you're at a loss for words. he chuckles again, his eyes still studying yours intently. "i wasn't leaving. the nurses nearly fought me multiple times." he tells you bluntly. you laugh, wincing at the pain it causes you, but can't hold back. "harry, you didn't have to do that."
harry gives you a half hearted smile. "i know," he shrugs.
you return the smile. "well, thank you, then. for waiting and for bringing me here." you thank harry genuinely, causing him to blush and wave you off. you reach out to poke his sides in attempt to tickle him. "and i guess you really do care, hm?" you tease him.
harry squirms away and laughs, his blush intensifying. "yeah, yeah, whatever."
summary: you use a malfunctioning time-turner that takes you to Harry Potterās fifth year, and you find it very difficult to not fall in love with the Hogwartsā legend.
āSometimes destiny has odd plans for lovers that havenāt met yet. Iāve always thought this: the oddest the way the lovers meet, the more in a rush was destiny to put them together, meaning, the strongest was the need for them to become lovers.ā
Your friend gives an exhausted sigh. āI swear this punishment is driving you crazy, Lovegood.ā
You let out a giggle, reminiscing the why you had been punished to clean the Room of Requirement. Which, yes, it is as stupid as it sounds. The great idea for such a useless task had been of the defence against the dark arts professor, who hates both you and Scorpious.
āAt least it was fun.ā
āYeah,ā he replies, a smug smirk on his face, probably just as proud of you about your mischief. āIt is always fun until the punishment comes, and you find yourself cleaning a room this damn dirty.ā
āWell, at least weāre together,ā you say sweeping the floor.
The silence makes you turn to Nathaniel. You find him staring at you, a shy smile on his lips. āYes, thatās nice,ā he confesses to your surprise. āUntil I remember itās your fault weāre here.ā Oh, yeah - thatās more like him.
You instantly open your mouth exaggeratedly, pretending to be offended, but you know him all too well to know he is not serious.Ā
āThat is rude, Malfoy. Very rude.ā You take advantage when he shakes his head smiling to throw your broom at him.Ā
āOw! You absolute idiot.ā He starts to chase you, so you take off running as you both laugh. āCome here, Lovegood.ā
You keep running, out of breath, until you see a door. You sprint to it and close yourself inside the room it takes to.Ā
You hold the door when your friend begins banging on it.
āYou can try to hide,ā he said in between laughs. āBut you wonāt be able to escape me. Let alone this punishment.āĀ
āShut up, you are crazy.ā Lucky you, you find a locker in the door. You are quick to seal yourself in the room. And once you are safe, you turn to watch the place.Ā
A big trunk catches your attention. āOh, there is stuff here,ā you yell so he can hear.
āReally?ā
āYes, and it looks old. I will investigate.ā
āInvestigate, or avoid cleaning?ā
āArenāt they synonyms?ā you ask letting sarcasm run your words.
āWhen you get out of that room, I will try every transformation spell on you,ā he threatens, but you can feel the smile on his face.
āI look forward to that,ā you reply, sitting down in front of the trunk, and inspecting it.Ā
āI give you fifteen minutes, Y/N,ā he says, and then he's gone.Ā
You have no mind to thank him, you are solemnly lost in the uniqueness of the trunk. You slowly move your hands to it, careful when you try to open it. But of course, itās locked.Ā
āAlohomora.āĀ
You peek into its contains and, āOhā¦ā You donāt hesitate into taking the odd collar thatās inside. āA time-turner?ā you ask yourself, which you usually do, so you are not surprised when no reply comes.
But the answer is obvious and simple. And itās right in front of you, making it difficult to resist your curiosity.
You had never been much of a planner, or prudent, or cautious person. Yes, that had gotten you many problems, like being punished here today. But, that thought doesnāt seem to matter much when your fingers turn the ring of the old collar.Ā
You donāt really know how these work, but you guess you are about to find out. However, you grow more lost on its functioning when the room changes, and changes, and keeps changing. Finally, the time-turner stops turning, and so does the room.Ā
āWhat?ā
You swiftly get up and walk to the door, but, when you open it, itās not Nathaniel thatās there.Ā
āBloody hell! Harry, look at this!ā a boy yells at the sight of you.
āItās not a āthisā, Ron. Sheās a girl,ā a young blonde girl says, and her voice is so soft and tender it reminds you of your momās singing. āA beautiful girl,ā she smiles.
That smileā¦Ā
āWho are you?ā A boy's voice snaps you back to reality, and you look up ā no way.Ā
āWho are you?ā you ask, taken aback by-Ā
āHarry Potter,ā he replies plainly. āBut I asked first; who are you? Iāve never seen you in Hogwarts before.ā
āBut sheās wearing the uniform,ā a girl next to him adds.Ā
āSlytherin uniform⦠Weāve told no Slytherin about Dumbledoreās army.ā
āNeville,ā the nice girl says quickly, as if he had said more than he should.
āDumbledore?ā you mumble. āYou are - wait. You are Harry Potter,ā you sate, ordering the thoughts in your mind. āAnd these - you all - are the famous Dumbledoreās army. The rebellion formed to prote-ā
āFamous?ā Harry asks worried. āWho more knows about us? Are you spying on us and telling people?ā
āWhat? No. No. I am not. I really am not. Itās... difficult to explain.ā
āWell, it must be easier of an explication than simply appearing magically here,ā the red haired boy speaks again.Ā
āWell⦠mmmmā¦ā you try, but you are not sure if itās a good idea telling them you are from the future. God, you really should have planned this before you turned that collar.
āYou are scaring the girl, Harry. Intimidating wonāt make her talk,ā the sweet girl says, and you watch as her words make Harryās face turn guilty. āIām Luna. Will you tell us your name?ā
No way. Luna Lovegood?
This woman is your great-grandmother.Ā
āLuna?ā you say.
āYou have the same name,ā Ron tells in surprise.Ā
āNo, you idiot,ā a girl whispers as she hits him playful with her hand.
āNo, Iām Y/N. Butā¦ā you breathe deeply, trying not to faint. āYou are Luna, what? What'sās your last name?ā
She gives you a surprised giggle before answering. āLovegood. Luna Lovegood.ā
Oh.
āA-al-right. Great! Well. I - Iā¦ā you mumble nervously.
āWhat is wrong with her?ā
ā- I have to go, bye.ā And you start walking, almost running, to the door you came in. But there is no door anymore. āWhat? Where is the door?ā
āOver there,ā Ron points with his finger to another door, and you can smell his confusion from here. You know you are acting very strangely in their eyes. But how could you tell them you come from the future? That Dumbledore is dead? That Voldemort was defeated? That that that - so many facts from the future that would alter the timeline.Ā
You donāt know much about how the time-turner works, but you know that one must not play with time. You know that you must be careful, and thus, come back to your time. And you also know a handsome boy is staring, looking at you as if you were the most curious thing in the world.
āHello,ā he says, showing you a friendly smile.Ā
Harry Potter is smiling at you.Ā
āHi,ā you say, not knowing what game is this.Ā
āYou canāt go. I canāt let you go tell the professors about this.ā
āBut I will not; I have no ill intentions.ā He stops to think, turning to his friends for help. āI swear,ā you reassure.Ā
āAlright⦠Y/N,ā he says at last, and the way he says your nameā¦Ā
āHarry Potter,ā you whisper, lost in his gaze, and realize a beat later you've said it out loud.
āWhat?ā
āNothing. Nothing.ā
His eyebrows furrow as he assesses you and your bizarre behavior. āWhere are you going?ā he asks, but itās not accusing anymore, heās just interested.Ā
āIām not su-ā
āSorry,ā he interrupts and turns to the rest of the curious students. āYou continue with the class, Hermione.ā
āBut Iām not the professor. You are,ā she replies.Ā
āHermione, please,ā he asks in a plea. But she only cocks her head, confused. It is only when Ron walks to her, and turns her with his hand, giving Harry a knowing grin, that she finally begins the class.Ā
āWeāll take it from here,ā his friend tells Harry, giving him a wink and sparing you a quick glance after.Ā
And thatās Harryās cue to turn back to you. It is relieving to not have so many eyes on you anymore. But it is not so much to have Harry Potterās gaze on you, watching you so close.Ā
āIām sorry,ā he says shyly, scratching the back of his head. āWhat were you saying?āĀ
āI- I was saying that I donāt really know where Iām goingā¦ā
āOh,ā he breathes. You shift from foot to foot, unable to meet his gaze as his frown deepens. āAnd where do you come from? You can surely answer that.āĀ
His friendly smile tells you heās just as kind-hearted as legend tells. Harry Potter, you can still not believe it. The Hogwartsās young boy with glasses and the-
Oh my - his scar.
He finds you staring at his forehead and rises an eyebrow, āYou -Ā you want to see?ā he asks with trembling voice. You guess you have made him so uncomfortable with your weirdness, poor boy, all blushed.Ā
But you stop thinking about that when he brushes his dark hair away from the scar. You are lost in it, in the many tales you have heard about it, about him and his braveness and power.Ā
But no tales had given much description on how beautiful he was. You trace his features with your eyes, only stopping when they meet with his eyes.Ā
He is even more blushed than before, not even bearing your gaze now. You have to get out of here, stop disturbing the boy.Ā
āNow,ā he starts, finally facing you. āI really need you to explain⦠all of this. Because itās weird, and suspicious. You surely understand.ā
āI do, but⦠itās still difficult to explain. I would love if you just believed me when I tell you - I really mean no harm. I will tell no one about this. I just entered here on accident.ā
He assesses you silently for long seconds, taking in your words. āWhy would I believe you?ā
You ponder about your answer; you really have to convince him with your words, so you have to choose them wisely.
Then you know exactly what to say. Finally the history lessons about Dumbledore's army helped you.
āBecause I believe you.ā His head tilts to the side as he frowns "I believe Voldemort is truly back.ā
He blinks a few times, slowly, as if hoping that with each blink, the disbelief will clear. āYou do?ā You nod. āOh⦠Then⦠I think itās only fair I believe you in return.ā His lips curve upward softly.
His childish smile makes you tremble.
āIt's better if I leaveā¦ā you mark, already walking to the door with trembling legs, knowing you can't linger longer here.
āAlready?ā he asks, and you hear his footsteps following you. And then you are grabbed by your arm. His hold on your skin is gentle, but it still makes your heart skip a beat.Ā
You turn to him, moving your gaze from his hand to his eyes. When he sees your embarrassment, he swiftly lets go. āSorry,ā he blurts out. āI just donāt want you to goā¦ā
āOh,ā is all you can slip past your lips.Ā
āI think you should stay for a while, see what we do here. Maybe you like itā¦ā
āYou mean, joining Dumbledoreās army?ā you question breathless.Ā
āWell, you can see if you like it, first. See if you are willing to take the risk of being here. But I would love if - I mean - we all would love if more people joined us,ā he mutters, as he coughs nervously.Ā
You are speechless. Totally out of words. And the boy hurriedly adds, āNo - but you clearly donāt - you are probably busy - Iām sorry⦠Iām being very annoying. You can of course go.ā When he senses your hesitation, he timidly adds, "Unless, you want to join..."
Merlin - is he cute. And⦠nervous?
Definitely not as much as you are at the thought of joining them. You clearly want to, but⦠it feels wrong, you donāt belong in this time. What if you messed up the timeline⦠No, you couldnāt. Definitely, surely and utterly you should say no.
āYes.ā
-Characters by J K Rowling
a/n: im actually so proud of this fic. and i hope you enjoy it aswell loves. again, i will at some point post the harry potter masterlist, probably soon. and i would very much appreciate if you send request for harry potter, really :))
ps: if you enjoy this one, i will hundred per cent write a second chapter, since im so excited for the idea. and i will probably post it nonetheless :))
ps (part 2): yes. i kept the lovegood last name even if it usually comes the father's first. but Lovegood is too iconic of a last name to not use it as the main one. so that's that.
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summary : youāre working from home in an annoying office job. however, you happen to live with the most charming and annoying man youāve ever met, youāre boyfriend. and all he wants is a bit of attention!
You were in the middle of a very serious meeting.
The camera was on, your professional smile was locked in place, and your boss was droning on about quarterly metrics while three other team members nodded along on screen. You were taking notes, nodding at the right moments, and trying very hard to look like the competent project manager everyone thought you were.
Then Dick Grayson decided he needed attention.
Heād been home all day ā no patrol, no Titans meeting, just you and him in your shared apartment. Heād been good for the first two hours, bringing you coffee and stealing kisses between meetings. But now, twenty minutes into this endless status update, he was bored.
You saw him appear in the background of your camera feed, shirtless in gray sweatpants, stretching like a cat. He caught your eye in the small preview window and grinned.
Donāt you dare, you mouthed silently.
He dared.
Dick walked out of shit from the camera, then dropped into a perfect one-handed handstand right beside your chair, muscles flexing as he held the pose effortlessly. His legs were straight up in the air, toes pointed like he was performing for an audience of one. You nearly choked on your coffee.
āāand that brings us to the Q3 deliverables,ā your boss continued, oblivious.
You forced a nod, trying to keep your face neutral while Dick slowly lowered himself into a full split on the floor, then rolled into a smooth back handspring. He landed silently, shot you a cheeky wink, and immediately launched into a series of pushups on your kitchen counter.
Your cheeks burned. You muted your microphone for a second and hissed under your breath, āDick, I swearāā
He blew you a kiss, walked over to the door of the room, and did a one-armed pull-up on the doorframe, shirtless back muscles rippling. The audacity.
You unmuted just in time to answer a question about timelines. Your voice was steady, but your leg was bouncing under the desk. Dick noticed and grinned wider. He dropped down and started doing slow, deliberate push-ups right in your line of sight, counting them out silently while maintaining eye contact with you.
One⦠two⦠threeā¦
You were going to kill him.
After the meeting dragged on for another fifteen agonising minutes, you finally closed your laptop with a sigh of relief. The second the camera turned off, you spun in your chair.
āDick Grayson, I am going to murder you.ā
He was mid-handstand again, grinning upside down. āBut you looked so cute trying to stay professional. I couldnāt help it.ā
You stood up, crossing the room. He flipped down gracefully and caught you around the waist before you could swat him.
āYouāre impossible,ā you grumbled, but you were smiling despite yourself. His skin was warm from the exercise, and he smelled like citrus soap and that faint scent of sweat that always made your brain a little fuzzy.
āI was lonely,ā he said, nuzzling into your neck. āYouāve been in meetings all morning. I missed my favourite coworker.ā
āYouāre not my coworker,ā you laughed, letting him pull you closer. His hands slid under your work blouse, palms warm against your bare back. āYouāre my very distracting boyfriend who almost made me blush on camera.ā
Dickās grin turned mischievous. āAlmost? Damn. Iāll have to try harder next time.ā
You swatted his chest, but he just laughed and lifted you effortlessly, spinning you once before setting you on the kitchen counter. He stepped between your legs, hands resting on your thighs.
āIām serious,ā you said, poking his chest. āI have another meeting in thirty minutes. Behave.ā
He leaned in, lips brushing your ear. āThirty minutes is plenty of time for me to behave⦠or misbehave. Your choice.ā
You shivered at the low tone in his voice. His hands slid higher on your thighs, thumbs stroking the sensitive skin just under the hem of your skirt. The touch was teasing, affectionate, full of promise.
āYouāre going to be the death of my productivity,ā you murmured, but you were already tilting your head to give him better access to your neck.
He kissed the spot just below your ear, soft and lingering. āWorth it.ā
For the next twenty minutes, Dick was the perfect distraction ā sweet kisses, gentle touches, whispered compliments that made your cheeks warm. He never pushed too far, always checking in with soft eyes and a playful smile. When your next meeting reminder pinged, he groaned dramatically but stepped back, hands raised in surrender.
āFine, fine. Go be responsible. Iāll be here, waiting patiently.ā
You raised an eyebrow. āPatiently?ā
He grinned. āMostly patiently.ā
You kissed him one last time ā quick and sweet ā and returned to your desk. The rest of the day passed in a blur of meetings, but every so often youād catch Dick doing something ridiculous in the background just to make you smile: juggling oranges, balancing on one hand while reading a book, or doing slow, dramatic somersaults across the living room.
By the time you finally closed your laptop for the day, you were exhausted but happy. Dick was waiting on the couch, arms open.
āCome here,ā he said softly.
You crawled into his lap, letting him wrap you up in a warm hug. He kissed the top of your head, then your temple, then your lips ā slow and sweet, like heād been saving it all day.
āI love you,ā he murmured against your mouth. āEven when you have to work and I have to be patient.ā
You smiled, nuzzling into his neck. āI love you too. My very distracting, very acrobatic boyfriend.ā
He chuckled, hands stroking your back. āIāll take that title.ā
The two of you stayed like that for a long time ā tangled together on the couch, the city humming far below, the afternoon light turning golden through the windows.
Dick Grayson might be the golden boy of the Titans team, the charming Wayne boy, the hero who saved everyone else.
But with you, he was just Dick ā the man who did handstands in the living room to make you laugh, who waited patiently when you had to work, and who loved you with a bright, unwavering joy that never dimmed.
And you?
You were exactly where you wanted to be.
With your favorite distraction.
a/n : I need everyone to understand how insanely obsessed with this fic I am. Iām genuinely so UGHHH. @imgoinglococrazy
forensics by: @cafekitsune
file length: 2.9k
crime: For years, Dick Grayson has pretended he was happy being your best friend. Tonight, he finally admits he wants more.
case notes: Hi nonnie, thank you for the request! I think I ended up making this more wholesome than the power couple vibes I was initially trying to go for.
warnings: none
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The bright camera flashes shuttered rhythmically. Pop, pop, flash. The blinding bursts of light bounced off the polished marble floors of the Wayne Foundation Gala, a constant reminder that in Gotham, privacy was a luxury even the grandest fortunes couldn't entirely buy. It was something you and Dick Grayson had been dealing with since you were both children.
As the eldest adopted son of Bruce Wayne, Dick was Gothamās golden boyāblessed with a devastating smile, effortless charm, and the kind of liquid-gold wealth that made high society look normal. You were his mirror image under a different family crest. Born into old Gotham money, wrapped in silk, and taught how to navigate the complex social hierarchies of a charity gala before you were old enough to speak, you were the cityās darling.
It was an unspoken law of the universe that two children raised under the suffocating weight of such massive legacies would either become bitter rivals, competing for the scraps of the spotlight, or inseparable confidants. You both chose the latter. You had traded stolen hors d'oeuvres under grand banquet tables at eight, shared a mutual, silent loathing for classical piano lessons at twelve, and protected each other's deepest vulnerabilities as the years grew heavier and the city outside grew darker.
Tonight, you stood near the edge of the sprawling ballroom, where the heavy velvet drapes offered a modicum of shade from the oppressive glare of the chandeliers. A crystal flute of champagne rested loosely between your fingers, the amber bubbles rising and popping unnoticed while you politely nodded along to whatever Mayor Hillās wife was saying. Your familyās name carried just as much weight in this metropolis as the Waynes', which meant your entire life had been a carefully curated series of choreographed public appearances, impeccably tailored outfits, and the suffocating expectation of absolute perfection. One wrong look, one slouch of the shoulders, and the tabloids would dissect it by morning.
"Oh, look at you. You know, you and Richard would look so good together if you two finally made it official,ā Mrs. Hill sighed, her eyes darting past your shoulder with a knowing, matchmaking gleam that every high-society matron seemed to weaponize. She tapped her manicured fingers against her fan, leaning in closer. "Speak of the devil. You two truly are the crown jewels of this city's youth. It is simply a matter of time."
Before you could even begin to turn, a warm hand settled on the small of your back, the heat of his palm cutting straight through the fine fabric of your evening wear. The familiar, comforting scent of sandalwood and expensive cologne washed over you, instantly lowering your guard. Dick effortlessly slid into the empty space beside you, his broad shoulder brushing yours in a familiar, comforting gesture. He looked maddeningly handsome in his tailored midnight-blue tuxedo, a single, stray lock of dark hair falling perfectly across his forehead in a way that looked entirely accidental but was devastatingly effective.
"Mrs. Hill, you're looking lovely as always," Dick Graysonās voice was smooth, dripping with that trademark Romani charm that Gotham couldn't get enough of. It was a cadence that could disarm a room in seconds, a perfect blend of high-society polish and genuine warmth. "Mind if I steal my favourite dance partner? I promise to return them in one piece, though I might try to hoard them for the rest of the evening."
"Oh, Richard, go right ahead!" Mrs. Hill gushed, waving her hand dismissively as a sly smile broke across her face. "We were just saying how absolutely darling you two look together. Honestly, itās a crime you havenāt made it official yet. The press would have a field day, and quite frankly, you would make the most beautiful couple this city has seen in a generation."
You offered a practiced, polite smile, the kind you had perfected in front of bedroom mirrors by the age of twelveā pleasant but utterly vacant of your true thoughts. "You're too kind, Mrs. Hill, but Dick and I are justā"
"The best of friends," Dick finished smoothly, cutting in with a flawless sense of timing that kept the conversation light. He flashed his trademark smile, the one that usually left even the toughest political reporters completely tongue-tied, and wrapped a casual arm around your waist. With a subtle pressure, he drew you just a fraction closer against his side, letting your hip rest against his. "Iād hate to ruin a good thing by forcing her to put up with me full-time. I'm afraid my charm wears off after the third hour."
Mrs. Hill let out a delighted, tittering laugh, completely enchanted by the display. "Oh, nonsense! True love always starts as friendship. Mark my words, children, it's inevitable. You can't fight a match written in the stars." With a final, knowing wink that suggested she knew far more than she was letting on, she drifted back into the swirling sea of silk and diamonds on the ballroom floor.
The moment her cloying perfume faded from the air and she was safely out of earshot, the polite, rigid posture you both held melted away. You let out a small, dramatic groan, letting your head drop against the steady expanse of Dick's shoulder for a brief second.
āIf I have to hear one more socialite tell us we'd make 'the most beautiful babiesā for one more second, I'm going to fake a medical emergency,ā you muttered into the fabric of his lapel, your voice a hushed, exasperated whisper. āI mean it, Dick. Iāll fake an allergy to the caviar and demand an ambulance.ā
Dick let out a low laugh, a rich sound that vibrated right through his chest and against your side. His hand remained comfortably resting on the small of your back, his long fingers splaying over your waist as he began to guide you away from the crowded center of the room and toward a quieter area of the Gala.
"Oh, come on. Mrs. Hill means well," he teased, his eyes crinkling at the corners with a wicked, playful glint as he looked down at you. "Sheās just obsessed with the idea of a grand Gotham dynasty. Itās the ultimate high-society sport." He paused, a slow, roguish grin spreading across his lips as he leaned down slightly. "And to be fair... we would make beautiful babies," Dick murmured, his voice dropping into a low, smooth purr right against the shell of your ear, sending a sudden shiver straight down your spine.
You froze in your tracks, your heart giving a violent, erratic thump against your ribs before you recovered and playfully shoved his chest. āShut up, Grayson!" you laughed, though you could feel heat rushing to your cheeks, something that had very little to do with the stuffiness of the crowded ballroom. "Don't let the media hear you say that, or the Gotham Gazette will have our wedding registry published by tomorrow morning. Theyāll have us married off at Wayne Manor before the weekend."
Dick didn't even stumble from the shove. He just absorbed the hit with that effortless, athletic grace of his, a soft, amused chuckle echoing in his throat. His hand slid seamlessly from your waist down to your hand, his long, calloused fingers lacing through yours with practiced ease. He squeezed your hand gently, a reassuring, familiar gesture that instantly relaxed you, as he led you toward the ornate, glass terrace doors.
"Let them print it," Dick murmured, his voice softening as he pulled you into the shadowed alcove near the exit. His thumb did a slow swipe across the back of your knuckles, his touch entirely too warm. "Think of the perks, Y/N. Weād get a great discount on a blender, and Bruce would probably finally buy us that ridiculously overpriced espresso machine we've been eyeing for the penthouse. We could spin it into a charitable tax write-off."
"You're entirely ridiculous," you sighed, letting out a soft breath as the cool night air began to bleed through the cracks of the terrace doors.
Yet, despite the exasperated words, the smile pulling at your lips was entirely genuine now. The stiff, suffocating mask you had been forced to wear all evening had completely evaporated the moment he stepped into your space. It always did. No matter how bright the camera flashes were, or how heavy the expectations of your families became, Dick was the only person who could make you feel like yourself in a room full of strangers.
"Itās part of my charm," he replied smoothly, pulling open the heavy glass door and guiding you out onto the sprawling stone terrace.
The transition from the stifling, perfume-heavy air of the ballroom to the crisp, cool Gotham night was instantaneous. The distant hum of the cityās traffic and the faint lapping of the river below replaced the classical orchestra with a peaceful sort of quiet. Out here, the paparazzi's flashes were nothing but a faint, ambient glow behind the tinted glass.
You walked over to the balustrade, resting your hands against the cool stone. You closed your eyes for a brief second, letting the breeze wash over your face and soothe the burning heat on your cheeks his comment had left behind.
Dick leaned against the balustrade next to you, mirroring your posture but keeping his body turned slightly in your direction, his shoulder brushing against yours. He reached up, his fingers working to loosen the silk bowtie at his collar. He unbuttoned the top two buttons of his dress shirt, taking a deep, unhurried breath of the cool air.
For over a decade, you had been each otherās safe harbour in a city built on quicksand. When his world had shattered as a boy, you were one of the few who didn't look at him with pitiful charity or morbid curiosity. When your own family's scandals had threatened to crush you under the weight of public scrutiny, Dick had been the one to drag you out of your house in the dead of night, forcing you to eat greasy diner food in your finest clothes until you laughed so hard your ribs ached.
"Seriously, though," Dick said, his voice dropping into a softer, more grounded register. The playful billionaire facade he put on for the likes of Mrs. Hill faded completely. He stepped up beside you, leaning his forearms against the stone railing and looking out over the manicured lawns of Wayne Manor and looming city ahead. "They're not entirely wrong, you know," he said quietly, his gaze shifting from the distant city skyline back to your face.
You blinked, caught off guard by the sudden drop in his tone. "About what? Mrs. Hill's terrifying obsession with our future lineage?" You tried to keep your voice light, but your heart was still racing against your ribs.
"About us," Dick murmured as he shifted, his body completely blocking out the glowing warmth of the ballroom doors behind him, creating a small, intensely private corner just for the two of you on the dark terrace. He reached out, his hand wrapping around yours where it rested on the cool stone. His fingers laced through yours, his thumb tracing a slow circle over the back of your knuckles.
"We've been playing this game since we were teenagers," Dick continued, his brilliant blue eyes locking onto yours with an intensity that made the cool night air feel suddenly very warm. "Every time someone says we'd make a good couple, we laugh it off. We tell them weāre just friends, or like family. But..." He paused, his grip tightening as he gathered the courage to finally say what heād always wanted to say to you. "Every time they say it, I find myself wishing I didn't have to lie about it."
Your breath hitched in your throat. The ambient noise of the galaāthe live orchestra, the clinking of glasses, the low roar of conversationāall of it faded into static. "Dick..."
"I'm serious," he said, taking half-step closer until the faint, clean scent of his cologne enveloped you completely. "I know everything about you, and you know the worst parts of me. You've been my anchor in this city for as long as I can remember. I don't want to be just your childhood friend anymore. I donāt want to spend the rest of my life pretending thatās all we are."
The sheer honesty in his voice was staggering. Dick Grayson, the man who could charm the entire world with a flash of his teeth, was standing before you entirely stripped of his armour. There was no playboy performance left in his eyes. Only the raw, terrifying honesty of the boy who had once promised you, in a diner booth at three in the morning, that he would never let this city swallow you whole.Ā
"Dick," you whispered, your voice trembling slightly as your eyes darted down to his lips, then back to his eyes. "Do you have any idea what you're saying? If we cross that line..."
"I don't want to keep pretending anymore," he interrupted gently. He took another step closer, his chest nearly brushing against yours, effectively trapping you between his broad frame and the cold stone of the balustrade. The warmth radiating from him was a sharp contrast to the biting breeze. Slowly, Dick lifted his free hand, his long, calloused fingers brushing a stray lock of hair away from your face. His fingertips lingered on your jawline, his knuckles lightly brushing against your cheekbone in an agonizingly tender gesture.
"Iāve spent half my life pretending to be exactly who people want me to be," Dick murmured, his gaze dropping to your lips for a fraction of a second before snapping back to lock with yours. "I put on the tuxedo, I smile for the cameras, I play the charming, carefree son. But the one lie Iām utterly exhausted of telling is the one where I pretend I donāt look at you and see my entire world. Every time someone looks at us and says we belong together, I don't see a society joke anymore. I just see what I want. I see you."
A breathy, stunned laugh escaped your lips, your hands instinctively rising to rest against his chest, clutching the fine fabric of his tuxedo jacket just to keep yourself anchored. "You're insane, Grayson. You choose a Wayne Enterprises gala, surrounded by three hundred of the nosiest people in the tri-state area, to tell me this?"
"Hey, I've always had a flair for the dramatic," he teased softly, though the smile pulling at the corners of his mouth was entirely tender, a private expression reserved only for you when the rest of the world was locked outside. His thumb traced a slow, soothing path along your cheekbone. "But I mean it. Iām done waiting for the 'right time.' There is no right time in a city like this. Thereās just us. Right here, right now."
"So, what do you say?" Dick whispered, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of hope and his signature, playful charm. "Want to give Gotham society something real to talk about?"
Looking at himāthe golden boy who had always held your hand through the madness of your worldsāthe answer was suddenly the easiest thing in the world. Your hands tightened their grip on the lapels of his tuxedo, holding him close.
"You're sure about this?" you asked, giving him one last chance to take back his words. "There's no going back from this, Grayson."
"I don't want to go back," he murmured, his face tilting down toward yours as you squeezed his hand back. "I've been moving toward you my entire life."
When his lips finally met yours, it was slow and gentle, a dam breaking after years of carefully maintained boundaries. He tasted like champagne and mint, his hands shifting from your jaw to wrap securely around your waist, pulling you flush against his chest.Ā
When he finally pulled back, just an inch, his forehead rested against yours. His breath was shallow, but a brilliant, genuine smile lit up his face in the moonlight as he stared down at you.
"You're going to ruin my reputation," you whispered, another breathless laugh breaking through your shock.
"I think I'm improving it," Dick countered, his voice dropping into a low, affectionate purr.
He leaned down and kissed you again. This time, it was deep, possessive, and filled with the fierce intensity of years of unspoken longing. His arms tightened securely around your waist to pull you flush against his chest, lifting you slightly until your toes barely brushed the marble floor. Your hands slid up his chest, tangling in the soft, dark hair at the nape of his neck, pulling him closer as the last of your defences completely dissolved. Every shared glance across a crowded ballroom and every midnight escape to a greasy-spoon diner converged into the rhythm of his lips against yours.
When he finally allowed you to breathe, his eyes crinkled at the corners with that signature, devastating charm. "Well," he whispered, his chest heaving slightly against yours. "The paparazzi are definitely going to notice we've been gone for twenty minutes."
You let out a soft laugh, wrapping your arms securely around his neck and feeling lighter than you had in years. "Let them notice. For once, let's give them exactly what they want to talk about."
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Summary - Dick and you have been dating for a couple months so he decides to start telling his family, with your permission, while you are off world. Only no one believes him. Thus begins a month of Dick trying and failing to convince a family of detectives that he has a girlfriend.
Event Masterlist
"Do you have to go?" Dick whines and flops back onto your bed dramatically next to you.
"Sadly I can't blow off an incoming space war for you." You laugh and push at his shoulder. "I will hopefully be back in about a month."
He sighs, letting his head lean back against the pillow so he can stare up at your ceiling, "I wish you didn't have to be so absent lately."
The humor on your face melts away into something softer as you fix some of his curls that have fallen into his face. He looks over at you with a longing that has sat in his chest for years.
"I asked for more time off so hopefully I will start working closer to home. After that I will be around more and I can finally meet your family properly."
The prospect of you being around more often makes him giddy but you meeting his family makes him a little nervous.Ā
They are going to love you, he knows because Dick loves you. The problem was that he would most likely never have alone time with you ever again.Ā
"I will let them know about us while you are gone so they can be eased into it." Dick decides aloud.Ā
You give him a smile that makes him feel like he just won the lottery, "I am excited to meet them and the other Lanterns probably want to give you a shovel talk, especially Guy and Hal."
Dick can't help but roll his eyes at that, "They can't scare me, I'm not even scared of Batman."
"Maybe but they feel the need to so don't laugh at them too hard." You laugh and kiss his cheek.
Once you have left with the rest of the lanterns, and Hal and Guy have threatened him sufficiently, he decides to begin the process of telling his family.Ā
Dick tells Bruce first, knowing his mentor would appreciate not being kept in the dark. He stays behind one night after patrol when everyone else is gone. Bruce calls him out on his constant fidgiting and Dick tells him the truth.
He gets a hum in response. Usually it would be a grunt of acknowledgement or something like that but instead he gets a hum that sounds extremely skeptical.Ā
Dick narrows his eyes at him and doesn't call him out on it, just files it away for later.
One by one he pulls his family aside to tell them about you and each time he is either looked at with confusion or, in Jason's case, laughed at hysterically for ten minutes.Ā
He doesn't know what is going on. Are they collectively pranking him? Have they all gone insane? HasĀ heĀ gone insane?Ā
You are still off world so he feels particularly down as he stands on a rooftop over looking Gotham. He feels terribly like Bruce as he broods while the city moves below him.Ā
"Nightwing." Bruce greets as he lands on the rooftop, followed by Jason and Damian.
Jason gives him a two fingered salute while Damian nods in his direction.Ā
"Batman, Red Hood, Robin." Dick greets. "What do you need from me?"
"We need your help on a case-" Bruce starts and Dick immediately crosses over to their side of the roof, ready to help.
Bruce goes to continue talking but a bright streak of pink light illuminates the night sky.Ā
Dick is almost knocked over by how fast you hug him, it knocks some of the air out of his lungs. As soon as he registers what is happening he hugs you back.
"Baby!" You float a little off the ground as you hold him. "I missed you so much!"
"I missed you to." Dick says with a soft smile.
You release him and he remembers that Bruce, Damian and Jason are still there.Ā
Dick's smile turns to a self satisfied smirk.Ā
"This is my partner." He looks smug as they all are in various states of shock.
"Hi!" You wave cheerfully at them, unaware of his uphill battle of getting his family to believe him.
"I thought you made it up Richard," Damian regains his ability to speak first. "She is very out of your league."
Dick groans in frustration while you hold back laughter.Ā
He wishes he never told his family about you.
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