Noooo don’t succumb to the horrors

Obsessed with the way hayfever is like a status affect in a video game but in real life

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

Why try to fit in when I can become the most offputting and haunted individual in the family bloodline.

gender affirming bong rip

I love Spock I love him soooo much they were like let’s make a character that’s nerdy and a pacifist and a vegetarian and he’s also a mommas boy and a sensitive musician. But he should also be. A straight up Bitch

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball