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çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
Claire Keane
RMH
Origami Around
styofa doing anything
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopiaď˝ćľˇăŽĺşă§č¨ćśăç´Ąă
Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
DEAR READER
pixel skylines
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Cosmic Funnies
Sweet Seals For You, Always
seen from Singapore
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canât believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time⌠and as the dust settles⌠only Miss Tumblr is left standing⌠failing upwards once again
where's that speed skating gif
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this is truly the funniest timeline
âtoo young to be a 90s kid but closeâ aesthetic:
-singing we will rock you on the bus
-nyan cat
-owls. everybody loves owlsâ
-minecraft before the jungle biome
-slap bracelets
-long sleves under tank tops
-jean skirts with⌠leggingsâŚ.
-sillybands
-nintendogs on your grey ds
-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-
-zebra. print. everything.
-japanese erasers
-duct tape purses
-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate
-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14
-shark boy and lava girl
-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play
- âmom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the websiteâ
- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo
- fucking TOONTOWN
- âdisney!! three six five!!!!!â
- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES
- was⌠was kidpix a thing
-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids
-alvin and the chipmunks covers.
- school store
-crimp your hair bitch
-bakugan
-wheezers âbeverly hillsâ on the playground
-camp rock
-highschool musical
-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you werenât shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)
-lisa frank folders
-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns⌠hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,
-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest
-SMENCILS
-clUb PENGUIN
-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams
-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it
-dc shoes/shell shoes
-tamagotchis
-in the wee hours of the night you could hear⌠hear the chia pets taunting you
-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam.
-iDog
-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT
- âHERE I AM IN UR LIFE⌠HERE U ARE IN MINE⌠YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE⌠MOSTT OF THE TIMEâ
-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!
-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD
-SPYRO
-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? )
-OH GOD THE fucking WII
-making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade
-webkinz,
-slap slap slap⌠clap clap clap⌠SLAP SLAP SLAPâŚ. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3⌠2⌠1⌠BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)
-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector
-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprahâŚ..)
-the dell computers took over
-bruh message me on msn
-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could
-pokemon
-ZĚľÍÍOĚśĚĚOĚ´ÍÍ. ĚľÍÍZ̡ĚĚO̡ÍĚťO̸ĚĚ Ě´ĚĚZ̸ĚĚO̸ĚĚOĚ´ĚÍ Ě´ÍĚĄ. PĚľȨ̌A̡ĚÍLĚ´ĚĚSĚśĚĚ°
-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes
-the fortune tellers⌠pick a color⌠blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number⌠ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids
-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT
-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival
-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD
-black eyed peas
-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone
-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
-that rabits game⌠let them go to the moon
-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH
-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit
-stealing ur cousins gameboy
-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,
-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)
-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE
-when the phone rings in school âTHE PHONE⌠THE PHONE IS RI N G INGâ
-âWAZZZZUUPPP!!â âWHAZZAAAAHHP!!â
-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out⌠who who? who?
-We all want to forget âŚ. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..
-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.
-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome⌠or the spongebob episode with wormy⌠or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episodeâŚ
-invader zim
-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder.
- I LIke to move it move itâŚ
-stewart little
-POPTROPICA
-BRUH message me on msn
-leapfrog
-cooking mama
STOP YOUâRE SCARING ME
ITâS TOO ACCURATE
fuck this just triggered multiple memories
I think yâall are forgetting something very important
I KNOW, YOU SEE
you fool you have recited the ancient majycks
I feel old as dirt now lol
mother fuck im gonna have the underdog theme stuck in my head now
canât forget fucking
FURBIES
so iâm currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that heâs ânot very confrontationalâ and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said âyeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home iâm not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.â
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
Watching a CinemaSins about a movie I love:
Watching a CinemaSins about a movie I hate:
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Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images Iâve ever seen.
This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
waiting for my crush to notice me haha
BRING ME MONEY, MARCH
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was âa pleasure to have in classâ
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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and iâm like âoh man i guess i have to end youâ
Y'all can keep at it with that âRomeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immatureâ shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy
One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.
And after like three seconds, where weâre all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadnât ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, âHas there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?â
Heâd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and theyâd wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didnât notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didnât notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.
during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she âis aware that she is physically here right nowâ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the âand Iâm new in townâ bit and that sheâs seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldnât get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things heâs said that she heard
When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, âAre you with him? Whatâs his name?â
She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her dateâs name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, âAt some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, âWell, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,â and then you guys are all going to scream back âWE LOVE MILKSHAKES!â Heâll be so confused.â
He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonaldâs drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, âYou guys know what they say here in Ft. LauderdaleâŚâ
Naturally, we erupted with âWE LOVE MILKSHAKESâ and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, âI bet youâre real confused now, huh, JASON?!â
ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid
i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied âthatâs where my hips areâ and someone in the back shouted âlook at that high waisted man heâs got feminine hips!â and he yelled back âthatâs my joke! iâm offended!!â
oh my god I love this man
NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that weâre back on the citrus scale
Letâs get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like weâre outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!
why have i never known about orange
Orange was originally likeâŚa PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What youâre thinking of is âGrapefruitâ. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)
Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit
It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I havenât used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of âWhat do you mean, I canât have garlic? Do you know where Iâm from?â
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#canât go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Canât go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they canât go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but youâd have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, sheâs gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before
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The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly.Â
The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. Itâs called the Elephantâs Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.
Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephantâs Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.
Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.
And thereâs now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.
Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?
wiki article about the mold
LOVE that mold!
okay but
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov
I can sleep again knowing that The Elephantâs foot is weak to Kalashnikovs
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